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Kitty

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My kids shaved me into a lion cut while the parents were gone on a cruise. I endured two gut wrenching days of hearing, "HEY! Hold her still...I can't quite get to her butt!". They can't clean out my litter box but they'll take two days to shave me into a humiliating hairstyle. Suffice it to say they'll be finding a small surprise under their beds that I coughed up.

I LOVE spamming people on myspace. A good margarita. And collecting pictures of Fritz Von Erich.

I'm addicted to dialing '900' numbers.

My phobias include stupid people, hairdryers, mice, and kids holding electric clippers.

I enjoy lounging around the house, watching TLC, and watching those two mentally challenged Shih-Tzus in the backyard chew on rocks out of the flower beds.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Morris the "9 Lives" cat; Tony the Tiger; The person who bakes the cookies at HEB; Calvin Klein.