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your mom.
people who like yoga.
yogis who like people.
people who are not grossed out when i talk about poop.
people who take serious things seriously but know that life generally is not a serious thing.
people who have seen every single episode of buffy the vampire slayer. twice.
people who find flatulence to be an endless source of entertainment.
people who aren't trying to sell me anything, buy me anything, or process anything for me.
people who know that honesty and compassion are not mutually exclusive.
john mayer. did you know he had a tv show? it was called "john mayer has a tv show." it was hilarious. john mayer is hilarious. here is a picture of john mayer making one of those hilarious faces he makes when he sings:
shia labeouf. he's my favorite actor right now. i've secretly loved him since he was on even stevens on disney channel. and to top it all off, he's going to be in the next indiana jones, the greatest movie franchise in the history of movie franchises. here is a picture of shia labeouf:
swami sivananda. here is a picture of his feet:
zora neale hurston, one of the great writers of the harlem renaissance.
sula. and nel. nel and sula.
i do not want to meet:
your band.
your friend's band.
your weiner.
your friend's weiner.
i do not want a coupon for your tanning salon and/or nutritional supplement and/or porno chat site.
i do not want to take your quiz to earn a gift card to target or walmart.
i do not want to be your 11,587th friend.
i do not want to join your myspace group-for-people-who-are-nothing-like-me-and-share-none-of-m
y-interests.
if you are still in doubt as to whether i would want to meet YOU, then send me a message. if you can't be bothered to send me a message, then the answer will undoubtedly be no.