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The Infamous Count Turtle Bad

Just another number in a long line of no one....

About Me


I'm Darren.
I'm the scum of the universe.

Any questions?

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My Interests

As mostly everybody does, I like hanging out with my friends. Also theres video games, internet, movies, some cartoons (why not), music (good music, that is), etc.

I'd like to meet:

That one's a little complex. Probably the inventors of pop- tarts so I can find out why they've stopped selling them here in Australia =(

Then there's this dude:

Music:

In no particular order:

Rage Against The Machine

Buckethead

Cradle Of Filth

Mushroomhead

Five Star Prison Cell

Slipknot

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Murderdolls.

Movies:

Oh geez, here it goes (In no particular order):
Little Nicky
Happy Gilmore
Billy Maddison
The Waterboy
Anger Management
50 First Dates
Jackass: The Movie
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Team America
The Anchorman
High Fidelity
Big Fish
Wayne's World
Zoolander
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Life Of Brian
The Meaning Of Life
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Old and new)
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Underworld
Underworld Evolution
Blade
Blade 2
Blade Trinity
Silence Of The Lambs
Red Dragon
Hannibal Rising
The Blair Witch Project
When The Bough Breaks
Sleepy Hollow
The Exorcist
The Halloween movies
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
The Omen movies
Rosemary's Baby
The Shining
Misery
Pet Sematary
It
Cape Fear
A Nightmare on Elm Street I, II, III and IV
The Friday The 13th movies
The Ring 1 and 2 (English and Japanese)
The Grudge 1 and 2 (English and Japanese)
Dawn Of The Dead
Land Of The Dead
Hide And Seek
Silent Hill
The Hills Have Eyes
Pulse
Sin City
Kill Bill 1 & 2
The Truman Show
Van Helsing
Pirates Of The Carribean
The Spiderman movies
The Xmen movies

Television:

I dont watch much tv, but if somebody's got a suggestion, then go ahead.

Then again, Robot Chicken's always good.

Books:

Well Stephen King's not bad, and a few books by Ira Levin.

I'm open to suggestions I guess.

Heroes:

Most of my heroes bands, superheroes, etc. Oh well. Aside from that there's Charles Meekings, he helped me a lot, and theres Beth, one of my best friends and she's been there for me when I needed help, then there's my biggest hero (heroine I should say), she knows who she is.

My Blog

The Fabric Of My Memory

I awaken to the cold of the table underneath me;The very same table I was born....Conceived....Created....Yet I'm unfinished. Tortured by the pains of my incompletions;My teeth and fists clenched...
Posted by The Infamous Count Turtle Bad on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

Takeaway

Wipe away your smileTear down your strengthStrip yourself of your inspirationSilence your voiceCrush your hopesShatter your dreamsDisregard your reasonsLose your sanityDarken your lightThrow away...
Posted by The Infamous Count Turtle Bad on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:36:00 PST

My Mind- An Introduction

Afternoon,okay, the first and last time I ever made a blog was quite a few years ago, and it contained little or nothing. I've got a feeling that this is most likely going to evolve into a long arse b...
Posted by The Infamous Count Turtle Bad on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:51:00 PST