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Dirty Rotten Troubadours

About Me

We're so shit were good

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/05/2005
Band Members: Dirtbag C. McGirth-vocals

Wayne Quim- Bruce Guitar
Influences: the Buzzcocks, the Wolfhounds, the Rakes, the Fall, Art Brut, the Violent Femmes, the Blue Orchids, Menswe@r
Sounds Like: A teenage boy crying in his bedroom on a school-night cos the girl he fancies at school has got a (cooler) boyfriend. He then thinks: "fuck it", lets out a primal scream, gets changed to go out and gets pissed under-aged in an old man's pub on his own. The next morning his mum wakes him with a cup of tea telling him to get up and go to school. He is hung over and erronnously tells her to 'go fuck herself'. She is outraged and shouts at him which prompts him to apologise before bursting in to tears. His mum hugs him and lets him take the day off school. He sleeps some more until the hangover has gone and opens his curtains discovering it's a nice day, so he gets up and goes to the park to read some DH Lawrence, eternally hoping that he'll catch the eye of some pretty, bookish bird.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Brian Damage lyrics

at the time of writing this is a brand new song, it took me 5 mins to write the lyrics so I therefore reserve the right to  alter them :P Brian Damage The Big Bad Bully, Brian Damage is so c...
Posted by on Fri, 27 May 2005 18:26:00 GMT

I Wish I Were A Misogynist lyrics

I wish I were a misogynist Now Id never hit a lady Cos Im too nice a guy Id never smack my bitch up I wouldnt even try But when youre young and lonely And birds mess you about Sometimes ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 06:38:00 GMT

Top Man

Top Man Verse 1: Youre standing up there pretending to be cool Little kids might like you, but I aint no fool Youre a geek Who towed the line at school And sucked up to the teachers N...
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 06:27:00 GMT

Hobson's Choice lyrics

Verse 1: Well now Im in two minds on the eve of the poll, The choice is a liar or a man with no soul (Or a fat ginger cunt Or a racist runt Who peoplell vote for when they know that they shun...
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 06:20:00 GMT