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NY is my playground

Tequilla makes me head fall off. Or maybe it was the mushrooms. Ripped up the dancefloor. Befriended Zeke the old hippy. An SUV full of strangers took me to a boat driven by a mad pirate. Who ferried ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Celestine / Heroes Dream 9/22

Another bizarre dream: So I had some sort of special powers, though I'm not really sure what they were, and some villianous guy was trying to catch me. I ended up going to another reality that was muc...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:23:00 GMT

The dreams keep coming...

...and they are so movie like. This time I had the ability to communicate with spiders (very LastMimziesque). But the spiders had the ability through their magical saliva (do spiders even have saliva?...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:02:00 GMT

A Medeival and a High School Dream 9/21

My head was busy last night while I was sleeping. 1. So it was medieval times and I hooked up with this new damsel in town. Came to find out that she was to marry the King (played by a red-headed Bri...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:16:00 GMT

Real strange dreams 9/20

Strange dreams for sure - writing these ones down while they are real fresh in my memory. 1. I was in a cafeteria food fight that quickly became a violent hostage situation involving forks as weapons....
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:14:00 GMT

Dreams 9/13/08

Why do my dreams always seem to involve women and pancakes? If only my sleeping head could somehow combine the two into breakfast porn. I guess for now I will take them as they come. I don't really re...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:10:00 GMT

Weird dreams 9/3/08

1. I was like 14 or so and I was totally crushing on this 14 year old hottie and I was making - you guessed it - warm buttery syrupy pancakes. What is with pankakes in my dreams recently? I haven't ev...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:19:00 GMT

More weird dreams 9/2/08

Ever since I got off the crack (artificial sweeteners, soda, high fructose corn syrup, processed foods, etc) I have been having strange dreams every single time I sleep, even when I nap. They say that...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:02:00 GMT

My dream last night

Last night I had a dream that I cut down a tree with a chainsaw and it fell on and smashed a school bus. The school bus was empty, so the dream wasn't quite as psychotic as it first seems, but still -...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:06:00 GMT

The Ballad of Armadillo

Been sleeping in the graveyard Life's been getting real hard Alls I gotis my washboard and my whiskey   The ringing sound of cow bell Oh my god that sour smell Happens when the skeletons get fris...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:30:00 GMT