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Alison Brumfitt

About Me

I'm a writer and performance poet, frequently found at various slams, festivals and events. Check out my poems and let me know what you think.

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Member Since: 12/02/2007
Band Website: http://www.alisonbrumfitt.co.uk
Band Members: just me layout by rriel layout by rriel
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Enema by post- WRONG WRONG WRONG

Bless the NHS. I have been mildy concerned by a particularly stubborn lump, which I strongly suspect is a swollen lymph gland type of thing, so on medical advice I have agreed to have a scan or biopsy...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:42:00 GMT

It’s a miracle

Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah- my mobile phone works- no big deal you might think but yesterday I was sat in the lounge when I heard an ominous clunk, clunk, clunk- hmmm wonder what is in the washing machine...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:40:00 GMT

Not Again

So, another festival bites the dust! I was supposed to be performing at Truckfest this weekend, but alas the site was under a metre of water.  Off to but a snorkle. Happy summer everyone.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 00:48:00 GMT

Wash out

Whatever happened to the Great British Spirit.  We stormed the beeches at dunkirk, we managed rationing, we cope with flash floods.  But no, we trundled through traffic and suffered bad loca...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:08:00 GMT

Crow Rescue

I was going to put this up before but got side tracked by the whole running out of fuel thing. Anyway I was in a field 'down south' somewhere playing five- a-side football at stupid o'clock in the mor...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:46:00 GMT

schoolboy error

I had a particularly un exiting weekend being rained on. I also had a very scary moment driving back from Harrogate. I glanced a the fuel gauge and noticed it was on red. Fortunately a sign said six m...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:44:00 GMT

Jobsworth Award

Bring back the Knowle Edmunds jobsworth award. I have THE perfect candidate. So what happened was....... I went to a dinner with my new employers. It was a networking type thing and people had paid a ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 15:51:00 GMT

I am posh, or something

So, here I am in sunny Harrogate, and it is quite sunny actually.  I am at a conference, which is quite grown up. Tis part of the new job.  So far so good, except some of the sessions haven'...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:36:00 GMT

WHO WAS IT? I WILL FIND YOU OUT!

I am not sure where it started but it has spread through all my friendship groups, infiltrated my work place and generally become a conversational plague!  "What has?"  I hear you cry (excep...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:04:00 GMT

I never learn

Okay, so I have gone and lost my memory stick again.  And did I sort it out after the last time and copy the files to somewhere safe?  Did I heckerslike!   :-(
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:15:00 GMT