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Lola has a tutu...

-----5'8 ...6'2 with the bangs.

About Me

Now let's see, I guess this is the cyber parking spot where I get to toot my own horn. Toot. Toot. I am pretty amazing actually. I'd do me. To put it simply - I'm a big deal.I like many things, dislike a few and will tolerate the weak, incompetent and those shorter than me. Not because I'm a particularly nice person (I'm not), but rather because I have accepted that it's lonely at the top.Anyone that already knows me, knows what a riot I am. Anyone that doesn't know me, isn't going to learn jack shit about me from this page, so I'm not going to waste any more vowels and consonants than is absolutely necessary.I will share one random fact about me... I once asked someone who was a "contractor" for the CIA how many people worked at Langley. Apparently this is frowned upon and not something one is supposed to ask. Who knew? I'm inquisitive and I plan on keeping it that way despite my glaring lack of judgment.I would also like to take this opportunity to officially state that...YES, I would jump off the cliff if everyone else was doing it. I'm that easily persuaded into bad situations. If you don't believe me, just take a gander at the motley crue of friends/fans that I've collected here.Please forward all fan/hate mail to my inbox and I will get back with you when I take a break from my habitual drinking and swearing... (could be a while)Hugs and Kicks from the Copacabana,Lola.
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My Interests

Putting out is my number one interest. Of course I only mean that if you're drop dead gorgeous, funny, richer than Bill Gates and drive a super cool car that you have a picture of on your MySpace page. Bonus points if you have a picture of you with your shirt off, a motorcycle and a picture of you out downtown in a striped shirt.I also enjoy back combing my super rad hair.Now carry on....

I'd like to meet:

Someone with bigger bangs than me. Psychics with the winning lotto numbers. Anyone who can get me a discount on the handbasket that I'm cruising to Hell in, recite the pilot alphabet, can list all of the starship enterprises, and those destined to follow the path of Saint Jonah. (In that particular order)

Music:

Makes the world go round.

Movies:

Fletch.

Television:

If it's shallow and worthy of being called "mental chewing gum"... I'll watch it. I try to avoid the news... So if anything newsworthy is happening or there's a tsunami headed my way...please ring me up. Thanks.

Books:

Big Ass Hair for Dummies.

Heroes:

In no particular order: Ted Nancy, Chibaca, Wayne Dyer, Ewoks, Theodore Roosevelt, Lynn Swan, The Academy, "They", Cotterpin, and Tom. Without Tom, I would have no friends.

My Blog

warning: blatant self promotion

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Posted by It's like...totally Lola! on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:10:00 PST