hey dawgs
i'm indy
i'm a super sexy australian shepherd
slash sheltie
i like farting and long walks on the beach
even though i've never been to the beach
i like to dig through the trash and eat the chocolate ice cream out of it
my girlfriend says i'm going to die, but she's a retardo, so whatever
i also like to tip over orange juice and make my girlfriend mad :)
my girlfriend uses me as a bus, and calls me the indybus
i don't know what her problem is sometimes
i like to eat
i can eat anything
oh, if you haven't notice, i'm a lesbo