Bootycheek Lettuce

Bootycheek Lettuce is a collaboration of four artistic beings crafted into a melodic sound of energy. The band formed 10 years ago when Thirdy3 ate a sandwich in his living room while watching an old taping of a Kool Moe Dee concert. Upon finishing the tape, he called up best friend, and label mate, Gran Master Raven in order to schedule a meeting for a future demo tape. This meeting led them to meet up with a mutual friend, who is also the third member of the group, Lickwid, at a KFC near a car wash. The three collaborated on many songs, leading up to there biggest hit, "Who's that bitch over there? What bitch? That one over there, nigga don't you see her? She has a lot of ass and stuff! I just want to smack it. SMACK IT GOOD! Oh, that one over there! I see her now! Nigga, that's my homegirl Hobitch Funkpanties.", that led them to triple platinum success. They were labeled one of the greatest rap/hip hop/classical groups of all time. This achievement then led them to the doors of Aftamaff Records, where they refused to sign with Docter Dray because they felt that he wasn't BALLIN enough to carry their weight. The group then decided to create their own record company, "Forebutt Records", after a girl that they knew from the past named, Pas, who later became the lead vocalist of the group. The group now resides in Japan, where buck-naked Japanese girls with big titties feed them grapes, while giving up the booty. Will the world ever hear the wonderful sounds of Bootycheek Lettuce again? Well...you'll just have to wait and see...