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Andy

I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.

About Me


Myspace LayoutsAndy doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Andy.Andy doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Andy has allowed to live.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Andy.Andy does not sleep. He waits.Andy is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.Andy is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Andy counted to infinity - twice.When Andy does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.Andy's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.There is no such thing as global warming. Andy was cold, so he turned the sun up.Andy gave Mona Lisa that smile.Andy can slam a revolving door.Andy does not get frostbite. Andy bites frostContrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Andytatorship.AIM/Yahoo: TranscendAndy

My Interests

Traveling with friends (roadtrips!), going to Lakers and Angels games, USC football, Cal State Fullerton baseball, going to the river, hanging out at the beach, going to concerts, playing basketball, baseball and golf, meeting new/different people, cracking jokes, drinking with friends, making money, taking the train to Charger games, Cancun, Rio de Janeiro, spending time with my 2 older brothers and little sister...24/7 fun.

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba, Brooke Burke, Adriana Lima, Lisa Dergan, Vanessa Minnillo, Gwen Stefani, Sara Evans, Rachel Bilson, Charlize Theron, Faith Hill, Shaq, Kobe, Kevin Garnett, Tiger Woods, LeBron James, Brett Favre, Dr. Jerry Buss, Magic Johnson, Coach K, John Wooden, Phil Jackson, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Condi Rice, Alicia Keys, The Pope, and many more.

Music:

Linkin Park, Yellowcard, Kanye West, Sublime, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Snoop Dogg, Blink 182, Green Day, DMB, Jay Z, Tupac, Rage Against the Machine, Van Halen, Ludacris, Finch, Unwritten Law, Metallica, The Ataris, MXPX, Bob Marley, Pepper, The Killers, Jack Johnson, Alkaline Trio, Dashboard Confessional, Zebrahead, Kenny Chesney, System of a Down, Pennywise, Tim McGraw, Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Toby Keith, Audioslave, Guns-n-Roses, Poison, Motley Crue etc.

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Billy Madison, Super Troopers, Life is Beautiful, Munich, Silence of the Lambs, Good Fellas, Die Hard, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Old School, Scarface, Good Will Hunting, Animal House, Top Gun, Jerry Maguire, Office Space, Hoosiers, Braveheart...history movies, documentaries, surfing movies...all kinds of sh*t.

Television:

24, Law and Order, CSI, Sportscenter, Entourage, FuseTV, The OC, UFC, The Chapelle Show, Over There, The Best Damn Sports Show, Punk'd, etc.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, A Time to Kill, The Firm, The Last Season: A Team in Search of its Soul