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Chet or Chad or whatever

I will let no man drag me so low as to make me hate him.

About Me

I have two feet and hair
My favorite Soundgarden tune is "Slaves and Bulldozers"
I enjoy thinking about silly stuff that might one day prove useful, such as microwaveable underpants
Borderline obscene words, e.g. "Buckfutter", happen to be profusely humorous to me

My Interests

baseball live from Flushing, Queens, pretending to do stuff I don't know how to, being clever, shirking responsibility

I'd like to meet:

the mets, whoever made this , and a bunch of cool people who have already died so it would be moot to list them here (Eli Whitney is on there though).

Music:

Dar Williams, Yngvie Malmasteem and Talib Kweli
I also like Neil Young, Prince, and Tool.
-Or-
Anything with a clap track.

Movies:

Gleaming the Cube, Die Hard, Kill Bill and la femme nikita. The Right Stuff is fucking awesome, too.

Television:

I like watching movies on TV. And Three's Company or Sanford and Son.

Books:

Air Conditioned Nightmare, The Solipsist, Descriptive Inorganic Chemistry (3rd Ed), Larousse Gastronomique, If I Die In a Combat Zone, Catch-22, The Corrections, Gunpowder, Cash, Currently Reading : Rant: An Oral History of Buster Casey, and Kitchen Confidential.

Heroes:

I think it would be really cool if I had little people appear on my shoulder to give me advice from time to time, like the angel and devil thing, except I want Jabir ibn Hayyan and Fred Willard instead. Plus, my dad could beat your dad up, while eating a taco.

My Blog

If you have 5 or 6 hours to spare

You should read this report It's sure to be embraced wholly by our government. Wolverines make great housepets....
Posted by Chet or Chad or whatever on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

Shit Luck

From Albert Q. Smooth's Immutable Rules of Dating:Rule #398If at any point during the course of the date, either party falls into a puddle of shitty water, waste motherfuckin' deep, the date is hencef...
Posted by Chet or Chad or whatever on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

Double Poetic Justice

I almost got into an accident today. I went to the left side of the road to pass a mail truck, and nearly hit another mail truck coming over the top of the hill.
Posted by Chet or Chad or whatever on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:16:00 PST

mmm boredom

I don't know if anyone has ever tried image searching for random adjectives on google. 'Disgusting', 'sexy', 'intelligent', what have you.  Anything abstract enough to not give you a bunch of pic...
Posted by Chet or Chad or whatever on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:43:00 PST