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Abe

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Abraham and I'm the chillest Abe you'll ever meet. I live in North Arlington now with a closet white supremacist and its working out pretty well. I work for a cell phone company so I always have the coolest phones that no one except my mother will call me on. Hi Mom. Haha not really she hates me! I also work with Catherine Zeta-Jones by 6 degrees, no lie. No one reads this blah blah blah

My Interests

I like to counts CD-Rs, clog dancing, bowling to techno music and washing stranger's cars. And these things:

I'd like to meet:



I want to meet YOU!

Music:



Heroes:



My Blog

An excerpt from a complicated mind. (My Beautiful Poetry)

Haha  poems are for losers.
Posted by Abe on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:13:00 PST

The wait is over!!! (YES KITTIES INSIDE OH PLEASE WHY DONT YOU CLICK!)

http://tempcat.ilikefish.orgThank you lord which art in heaven....
Posted by Abe on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:28:00 PST

If you like cats you will read this bulletin. (no links inside )

    Cat website will be back up soon.  I will announce when it will be ready, when the time is right this will be the address to see it http://mrabraham.com    I est...
Posted by Abe on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:15:00 PST

If you like cats then you will like this website. (website inside!)

http://mrabraham.comIts a pretty good website, highly recommend.
Posted by Abe on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST

Confessions of an Abraham

I hate Jamaicans.
Posted by Abe on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST