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About Me

I have turned into selling Crack. Let me tell you alittle bit about the crack selling business. It pretty crazy. Most of your clients are homeless cracked out people or some crack head ass prostitute. Now let me tell you another little something here, most of the time I am rippin off all there crack-heads becuase they are already sooo doped up that they dont even care how much they are buying. So i jip them aliitle and slice a piece of that rock off and skimp them out. The best thing is that I smoke there own crack with them. AWWW its great. The shit a crack head will tell you. Look here this one guy that I sold to one day he smoked me with this wicked ass crack pipe that he had hand made, now I am telling you all the other pipes I have seen comming from the verterin of smoking crack here, this pipe he had was amazing. Now we had just finished smokeing and all doped up and he is telling me about how he saw this rat crawlin around the street and it walked right up to him and told this old cracked out homless guy. "hey fucker stop smoking all that crack, or else I will bite you" So the man told me he stepped on the little shits head and took it back to his home in which for a homeless crack head looks pretty nice, but took the rat home and cooked it and fed it to all the other homeless crack-head out there. I was laughing my balls off here, but the even funnier thing is that after hearing that story I remembered that he tried to give me some sorta meat that he said he had from his house. It all comes together. Soo you see, going into the crack business is a good investment you learn to meet strange new people and see crazy ass shit. God Damn. I am proud to be an american. Maybe I will tell you other crazy crack-head stories later. Crack is good, Crack is great, Crack makes you feel like you gotta rape.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A bunch of Crack-Heads gathered in a 30'x30' room all on Extasy

My Blog

Record Label

So me and my friend started up a record label it is called Elegy Records you should come and check it out www.myspace.com/elegyrecords we just started it and could use people to frie...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:15:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 20:28:00 GMT

Daniel the Girl Hunter

Sitting is a red room yestarday with 3 girls standing infront of me watching them talk about girl thing. I keep my mouth shut. I was observing the behavior of women in close quaters. I felt like The C...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 07:55:00 GMT

Kayo Dot and Gregor Samsa

I am pretty excited with this. Kayo Dot is a friggin awesome ass metal/post-rock/jazz/ambient/all sorts of cool shit that i like in music check them out at www.kayodot.net and ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 20:25:00 GMT

Note To-Self More Music To Listen To

The Absent Sound- www.theabsentsound.com Comming Home To Traffic- http://dca.durhamc.on.ca/~abercrombie/CHTTP/ there you go daniel just so you dont forget.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 15:23:00 GMT

Fells Point Festival

So i went to the Fells Point Festival yestarday and i would have to say i had fun there. there were soo many sidewalk vendors with food and book and old antique items. i dont know about any one e...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 12:52:00 GMT

5 Days of Non Stop Drinking Action (maybe)

Ahhh its the best feeling to have had gotten my first pay check in like 3 months. now its time to have some fun. about 2 night ago i went to Du Claws with richard and melanie, fuck up on the happy hou...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 09:54:00 GMT

Q and not U

so i went to the q and not u show tonight at the blackcat thanks to the lovely teresa, thank you girl for letting me join along with you. it was a awesome show they put and the last that i will see of...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 21:58:00 GMT

Darts Anyone?

I have totally gotten in to the sport of darts. sounds lame but it is one of those mindless sports that is fun to play whille getting wasted! HA
Posted by on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 16:01:00 GMT

How Could It Get Any Worse!

So yesterday was just a horrible start of a wendsday for me. my car for the past week has kinda been acting up and the service engine light has been popping on and then of almost shutting down my car ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 13:03:00 GMT