My name is Timmy.
You can call me Timmy.
I know exactly who I am, and it's exactly who I want to be.
I'm a gourmet pizza maker, a truly fabulous person and a raging alcoholic - in no particular order.
I'm in that beautiful stage of my life where I can afford not to take anything too seriously. My main objective in life is to be happy and to have a good time - some people would call that selfish, I call it youth!
I like to think I live life to the fullest. I love dancing like a crazed idiot - not caring what anyone thinks. The sexy dance of Saint and Timmy is a truly wonderous thing. I enjoy jumping in puddles, blowing bubbles and popping bubble-wrap. It's very important to acknowledge the joyful whims of your inner child.
Brisvegas is my playground and my friends are what make it beautiful and magical. Crazy bitches rule the world. Our nights out together are so precious to me. I count my money in terms of how many vodka lemon lime and bitters i can buy.
My name is Timmy.
Whether you hate me or love me, I'm me.
And I love it.
