My name is Dylan Griggs.
I am atheist, straightedge, critical, cynical, bitter.
I'm not going to pretend to be normal.
I have my earlobes, bridge, septum, and tongue web pierced.
I'm probably smarter than you.
I have a full scholarship to a top college and I plan on graduating with a PhD in Physics.
Which means I'll probably make more money than you.
You're such a fuckup.
Go look at yourself in a mirror.
Yeah.
You're a total fuckup.