Alonna Lou ((at Mad Girl Promotions.))

About Me

So, let's kick things off properly. ...I don't care too much for racists, homophobes, extreme right-wingers, Bible thumpers, or people who say my name incorrectly. ((I'm fine with Lonzo, Z, or Lou if Alonna is too complex for you.)) I'm nice to everyone else though. =) I'm pretty small, have killer hair on occasion, and smell of menthol smoke and hairspray. I'm really bad at matching socks and telling stories, but really good at sewing, cursing, and making you laugh. I have the world's most amazing elbows, an intense love for lemons and laughing, a New Orleans obsession, and a seriously debilitating bug phobia. I smoke cigarettes, and a lot of 'em. I'm kind of an alcoholic, and I'm fine with that. If you bite your fingernails in front of me, you're gettin' your hands slapped. I run into things, trip over my own feet, and drop almost everything I hold. I'm a firm believer that money actually does buy happiness. I party, and I'm happy as hell, almost to the point of being annoying. Basically, a rockin' good time. Here is my livejournal, in case you would like to stalk me in a place other than myspace. -CRUISING FOR PITY AND LOOKING PRETTY AS PHUC- . Enjoy it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor - Allison Goldfrapp - Conor Oberst - PZB - girls with brains - anyone who laughs A LOT - and of course, Ryan Adams

My Blog

Stupid myspace cutting me off bullshit...

LAST QUESTION...Whoa...466. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMOUS PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY?Niggy: Sure do. Ozark Jack...look it up, nigs. Betty Francis. Look her up, nigs. And my great gramma used to sing on the ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:39:00 GMT

The rest of the story...

238. FUNNIEST?Niggy: Once again, stuff like this isn't possible. Its seriously not. We laugh at EVERYTHING.Heeb: NO IDEA. The only thing that I can say for sure is that word for word (and you ki...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:36:00 GMT

Tonight on Best Week Ever...

...or worst. Because it has been. Nothin' like gettin' roofied, having your myspace hijacked, findin' out your boy makes fun of you with his ex-girlfriend, drivin' to Dayton for no good reason, and ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:28:00 GMT

Cherrycherrycherrycherryboomboom.

South Bend sucks. Let me tell you why. It was snowing on the drive up here, its been snowing pretty much the entire time I've been here, aaaand its STILL snowin' like a ma'phucer. There is nothing ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:48:00 GMT

"I’ll leave your ass like lipstick on a bar glass!"

Two months of shit to blog away about, eh? We'll play catch up right quick... --Couch surfing again. Its as interesting as it ever was. Gettin' crunk and kickin' ass...just...ho...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:19:00 GMT

I fly like paper, get high like planes.

So... remember how it used to be impossible to separate J and I? Ya know, we lived together, worked together, drank together, skipped town together, got those little matching tattoos? Yeah...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:28:00 GMT

I drink to stay warm and to kill selected memories.

Well boy howdy. Its 11.30 somethin' in the morning and I'm still awake. How 'bout that shit?! I have this problem here lately. It involves me sucking at everything I do. In the...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:03:00 GMT

I’m through bleedin’ for you.

Ohhhh boy. So Thursday night, we cooked up our electric lemonade. Around 45 gallons of it. Yes, gallons. That's a lot o' liquor. And Friday while doin' some hair I decide...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:44:00 GMT

Little Miss Self Destruct...

Long time, no internet. That makes for a sad state of the universe now doesn't it? Agreed. I think I said something about Camel Crushes in my last lil blog...but I'd like to say something e...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Bitter much?

I am such a loser lol. I'm not joking. You know what I've done today? Yeah, you guessed it. Not a goddamn thing. BUT I have decided what I'm not doing anymore, and that'...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:04:00 GMT