Hunting wolverines. One Hit Wonders. One time I got drunk. Can kicking. Reading my sexual astrology horiscope...It claims I will go as far as to rape someone to get what I want...Go Scorpio huh. Giving Andy Johnson atomic wedgies. Thinking about playing texas hold'em and then kicking myself in the face for having such a thought. Prying my girlfriend away from reruns of "Next!". Looking at leather jackets. Doing impressions of people...Want me to do you?? Okay, here goes...this is you..."Oh look at me, Im on MYSpace, La la la...Look at me press these computer keys, blah blah blah."...Yeah that was you.
I'd like to meet:
I already met her...also Adam Corrolla,and a zombie wrestler
Music:
Everything...The OC soundtrack rocks!...wait...I mean "rox"......Bright Eyes, The Doors, The Cars, The Strokes, Modest Mouse, The Get-Up KIds, The Juliana Theory, The Beatles, Elliot Smith, Zeppelin, The Cure, Neva Dinova, Rush, Johnny Cash, The Cars,Ozma, Sam F'N Cooke!! The Anniversary, Tom Petty, Dire Straits, Bob Marley,the pussy cat dolls and every other CD that was stolen from my car.....Nickleback is the worst band ever, please quit buying their albums for God sakes!!! "Just like a paper back novel"??!!?? Those are lyrics??I'd rather listen to a monkey get oral...no, really...
Movies:
Say Hola To My Hole-A, Giving It Up To The Black Man, Stop My Ass Is On Fire, Pump Fiction...Anything zombies, Requiem For A Dream, Donnie Darko,The Big Lebowski, Haggard, Private Parts, History Of The World Part 1, Freaks, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Clockwork Orange, Almost Famous, A Hard Days Night, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest and Napolean Dynamite...
Television:
Family Guy, 70's Show, House, The Wonder Years, Robot Chick, Harvey Birdman. Freakin Curb, Real World.
Books:
The Zombie Survival Guide....When the dead rise, dont come crying to me for help...I'll put a pick axe in your head SUCKA!!
Heroes:
My Dad... because i saw him with your mom!!!!...doing it...
