I fuckin hate baths! Im pretty laid back most of the time until i smell pussy then i go a bit mental! sometimes when im being a meithering little sod my mates who feed me say "your getting a bath!" im like..yeah right fuck that shit and scarper of to shag me blanket for a bit!i absolutely love bogrolls and licking my little lipstick mmmmm! next year ill be old enough to buy cigs im 15 not 76 really! i absolutly love a brew in the morning or afternoon, actually fuck it i love brews! but not out me bowl its gotta be out a china mug, its just not the same otherwise!
Name: T Jug
Birthdate: april fools day biyatch 1994
Birthplace: dogsville
Current Location: barking
Eye Color: Dogeracts
Hair Color: black with grey highlights
Height: 2foot 2 inches
Weight: u shunt be askin me shat u cheaky twat
Piercings: i have me balls chopped off does that count?
Tatoos: they dirty russians?
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: plenty of biyatches!
Overused Phraze: woof woof aaaawwooooooo!
FAVORITES
Food: bogrolls
Candy: toffee! keeps pullin me bastard toothi pegs out
Number: T
Color: pink like me ickle lipstick
Animal: course i am! u blind?
Drink: nice pot of T - all civilised like
Alcohol Drink: dont need it - im off me tits anywho
Bagel: yeah fuck it
Letter: d to the o to the double g biyacth!
Body Part on Opposite sex: ring piece
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: i dont mind a line
McDonalds or BurgerKing: do them make bogrolls? not tried em
Strawberry or Watermelon: u fuckin mental! im a bastard dog!
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea outta a china mug thats not mine
Chocolate or Vanilla i love malteesers! there floaty light
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: err...errr. ask me another question i like questions
Kiss or Hug: have u smelt my breath?
Dog or Cat: im into pussy!
Rap or Punk: punk any day
Summer or Winter: only mad dogs and englishman lay out in the midday sun
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: dont watch em i just lick my empty ball sacks
Love or Money: both
YOUR...
Bedtime: all day
Most Missed Memory: havin some balls and pumpin hot jiz up a bitches arse
Best phyiscal feature: my hind legs a belter
First Thought Waking Up: ive got some sereous dog breath!
Goal for this year: not get run over playin out
Best Friends: £2$ and £$%
Weakness: lickin my doggy lipstick - im addicted
Fears: not scared of awt really
Heritage: heinz 57 varieties
Longest relationship: 32 seconds
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: er yeah
Ever Smoked: fuck that! nearly set me hair on fire last time
Pot: to shit in
Ever been Drunk: some bitch sucked me balls and i blew in her mouth
Ever been beaten up: been rough roughed up once - me dad twatted him
Ever beaten someone up: course man im badboy!
Ever Shoplifted: nicked a pigs ear of some market stall
Ever Skinny Dipped: er..i fell in the canal once
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: i like arseholes for fun!
Been Dumped Lately: in the back yard - me mate had to clean it up it was well sloppy too
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: im nearly blind so not arsed
Favorite Hair Color: any
Short or Long: those short hair bitches look like lesbians
Height: one paw ten inches
Style: ive got oodles! just for them poodles
Looks or Personality: i cant see so personality - it goes a long way
Hot or Cute hot dogs and booti cuties
Drugs and Alcohol: essential
Muscular or Really Skinny: im not fussy about my pussy
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: fallin in that bastard canal it was freezin!
What country do you want to Visit: ive booked flights back to ibiza in the summer! its mental over there
How do you want to Die: well i dont wanna be run over that for sure - might choke on a bone or summat
Been to the Mall Lately: im not american you twat
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuckin hate em! wont see me out in that shit
Get along with your Parents: brown bread long ago
Health Freak: might bite a couple of em if they run past me house
Do you think your Attractive: im gorgeous - check out me piccis
Believe in Yourself: beleavin a crap on the back lawn instead
Want to go to College: i would go back again unl
Do you Smoke: only when i go fast
Do you Drink: after ive gone fast
Shower Daily: u fuckin what?
Been in Love: with me blanket - shes never leave me
Do you Sing: bow wow wow yippio yippi yey!
Want to get Married: too old for that - got my bitches that all i need
Do you want Children: got no balls mate
Have your future kids names planned out: mini me
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost it atfter 4 months
Hate anyone: yeah the postman - im gona bite that cunt tomorrow u watch me
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