Felix

What would you do if you could live forever? But at the cost of losing your family and humanity? Still, you'll have time to watch every movie you ever wanted.Caution though, even vampires get hangovers. Though I have to fang a neck, nothing cuts the edge of a long, hard night like a Manhattan or an ice-cold vodka Martini.I have to earn a living. Try getting credit when your home address is space 24K at the local cemetery. Plus, I'm an urban kind of bloodsucker so I enjoy having a nice crib and a cafe right around the corner (Besides, baristas are hot!)How did I become a vampire? It's not a pretty story. Read about it in the first installment of my biography THE NYMPHOS OF ROCKY FLATS. Afterwards I became a private detective and my big case was investigating an outbreak of nymphomania at the Rocky Flats Nuclear Weapons Plant. I did meet a juicy little number, a dryad, Wendy Teagarden.The second installment of my biography is X-RATED BLOODSUCKERS. I get hired to investigate the murder of a young surgeon turned porn star in the San Fernando Valley. Turns out I had to go undercover to infiltrate a renegade nest of vampires in collusion with corrupt city officials.Can't get enough of vampires? Then read THE UNDEAD KAMA SUTRA. The aliens are back...as gangsters. Check out Biting Edge. For more on the hack I got on retainer penning my life, go to Mario