...but whan I arrived, all the jerky was gone. |
Hello, how are you? Oh, really. That's too bad, hope it heals up. Let's change the subject and talk about me now. I'm doing fantastic! I am an expo at Newport Seafood Grill, kind of weird that they we...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:16:00 GMT |
Random encounters with people who may or may not be comlpetely insane. |
I was riding the streetcar today when this woman, whose name I later learned was Fatima, Sits down in front of me and immediately starts up a conversation. She was probably in her late 30's, heavy fre...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 17:58:00 GMT |
I promise I won't talk about cats this time. |
I've come to the conclusion that my life is a series of random incredible feats of strength, nothing more.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:44:00 GMT |
Head chopped off. |
Hi. I still don't have a job yet. Restaurant workers are incredibly territorial here. Its pretty stupid. I'm pretty sure that being new in town has prevented me from getting a lot of jobs that I could...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:49:00 GMT |
I got a whole hermatic scale here. |
I read this article, and decided to post it as a blog, because it perfectly describes exactly how I feel right this second.Why You, Yes You, Should Give Necco Wafers a Chance - Tonto and Friends Great...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 03:52:00 GMT |
Dandy-Lion, look out for badgers? Are they REALLY everywhere? |
I'm kind of drunk, and I just responded to a craigslist ad for a job, while drunk. In the email, I was incredibly cocky and arrogant. We'll see if they bite. If they do, I will laugh for a very long t...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:58:00 GMT |
I went to Hell, they was outta bagles, so I's like, "Fuck y'all!" |
Cabin Fever, anyone? I've been sick all week, which is not good for a healthy job hunt. Yes, I'm still unemployed. I am also going kind of insane. Two months of fruitless job searching, only to go thr...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:28:00 GMT |
The tiger was right this whole time. Why didn't we listen to hIm? Fuck! |
The other day, I walked 140 blocks on a fruitless search for employment. I have this weird thing where I refuse to accept that it's cold outside because I am on the west coast now, so whenever I go ou...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:44:00 GMT |
Bonesaw...innnn......SPAAAAACE!!!!!!! |
Well, here I am. Now what do I do?
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:48:00 GMT |
Friendship the Cat |
You know what's great? Being the only person to show up to your going away brunch! Fuck everyone!
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:28:00 GMT |
