Intoxicating Spirits |
It would seem that after failing to declare certain goods (for the curious amongst you it was none other then 50 assorted bottles of the finest spirits that I had procured on a weekend trip ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:30:00 GMT |
Pennies From Hell |
Dear readers, Throughout the past year or so I've been hounded by several mediums and psychic purveyors of spiritual apparitions. Apparently, they have been asked by the majority of my previous client...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:06:00 GMT |
Cocoa Yolk |
I always like to reflect upon the life of Jesus whenever Easter rears its cocoa induced ovary ways. I often think to myself what a boon to my business it would be if someone like Jesus were to require...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:22:00 GMT |
Die-tary Concerns |
Recently I've been trying to create my own diet regime to rival that of Dr Aitkin's. Not that it would leave you feeling healthy, mind, in fact it will probably leave you without any feeling...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:20:00 GMT |
Fatal Foebys |
My work load does get very busy this time of year. What with dissatisfied lovers wanting the demise of their respective partners. Not to mention the amount of terminations that I have to get through w...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:50:00 GMT |
Deadly Disney |
My work seems to be of some interest and speculation at the moment. Recently I have been asked to write an article for Cosmopolitan magazine, reporting on the advantages of euthanasia for the modern g...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:52:00 GMT |
Creme De La Cremated |
I'm often asked by my clients (before they draw their terminal breath) how exactly I'm going to dispose of their body. Well, I don't usually add this feature to the whole euthanasia package, though I ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:33:00 GMT |
Euthanasia Experience |
Welcome everyone, to my Euthanasia Experience!
If you're looking to 'go in peace', then you can reply to this message and I'll get back to you. (I may not be able to help all of you, so I suggest you ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:23:00 GMT |
