Six reasons why I will not approve your Facebook friend request. |
This is a work in progress, and more may follow, but great strides have been taken to ensure my utmost honesty on the subject. I hope it is appreciated.I do not have a Facebook page to be friends wit...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT |
I moved. I have a new address. It's different from the old address. |
So don't send anything to the 39th Avenue address, or it's likely to be bowl-packed and smoked on a stack of garbage and bullet belts.Check this shiny new bitch out:3104 SE 35th AvePortland, OR 97202...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:59:00 GMT |
A Letter from the Honest Citzens of Portland, Ore, U.S.A. |
This is too good, it's all too good.How can it be?No wonder people are depressed, to see such beauty in the world and observe it being devastated from afar. There can be no greater corruption.Everyth...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:47:00 GMT |
Portland wins again! |
"Portland named "America's Unhappiest City" by BusinessWeek :Portland, Ore. Overall rank: 1*Depression rank: 1 Suicide rank: 12Crime (property and violent) rank: 24Divorce rate rank: 4Cloudy day...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:21:00 GMT |
Gentrification |
Yesterday morning me and Chuck saw a raccoon climb over our back yard chain link fence, super awkwardly. For a few seconds it was just hanging there, trying to descend the opposite side and gain a fo...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:36:00 GMT |
It’s a flood of so many literal figuratives. |
I'm the Noah of the Northwest, taking two of everything I see, simply out of gluttony. I finally got a new ribbon for the typewriter that's been burning a hole in my literary pocket, and I'm hop...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:41:00 GMT |
Moving |
I'm moving to Portland, Oregon, at the end of August, in case you haven't heard.Good riddance..b
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:39:00 GMT |
Youre probably full of shit. |
It's alright though, because I'm probably full of shit.
Most, if not all, people are probably full of shit. That's one fundamental difference between us and the rest of nature. You can't l...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:17:00 GMT |
Everything is so obvious to everyone but me. |
Truly, I am reduced to a punchline at the end of the day..
So set my world on fire."I have little to choose between the doubtful pleasure of being mystified and the tedium of contemplating a re...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:51:00 GMT |
April 24, 2006 |
This will without a doubt go down in history as the worst day of my life.
I'm absolutely serious, just wait and see.
-bryan-
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 15:48:00 GMT |
