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About Me

There are a lot of things I could say about me. I am a pretty busy chick these days. Working two Jobs, going to college Online (18 more credits woohoo!) Raising a super cool 15 year old (on the threshold of driving), doing my awesome website with one of my best friends on the planet Jason www.ejOculation.com , making new friends, getting rid of some that aren't so good, trying new things. Adding Zoloft to my life and making the most of what I have! Simply put, things are changing, I am rolling with the punches and hoping the punches leave me some teeth....oh and I love doing my blog on here and on my website so read it for a laugh (hopefully).... You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

Dog Bites own Leg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O15DXv3Vwg

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen..... I was inspired to post it because of another dog video my friend Traci posted.....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

So I have thought about this, there are a lot of people I would like to meet. I am open to what comes my way so this should just keep going as usual. I do meet some kooks, but if I decide to add them into my life they must be alright....LOL!One person I have recently met that has impressed the shit out of me co-wrote, co-produced and directed a fucking kick ass movie....RED CANYON go to this link to watch the trailer...you will be hooked!www.redcanyonmovie.com and on myspace www.myspace.com/redcanyonfilm

My Blog

Mars and Venus are Bullshit!

So in honor of the great Hallmark holiday this year I thought I would be a wee bitmore helpful. Last year I posted a few helpful hints having to do with V-Daybut this year I want to go deeper into giv...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:54:00 GMT

You Should See the Other Guy.....

Okay so I wish I could honestly tell you a harrowing story about how my face ended up looking like I was at the receiving end of a beating with the ugly stick....but no.....my story is not sexy at a...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 01:36:00 GMT

On a Serious Note......

This year has been an insanely emotional roller coaster for me and some of those around me, those closest to me know the pain the sorrow the extreme stress that all came crashing in on me earlier this...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:38:00 GMT

Inner Monologues are Cunning

Okay, teenagers are freakin' weird.  I know, I know, I am one to talk I am pretty fuckin' weird but seriously how did my kid come out so damn strange?  I have no idea, I mean I know I have h...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:18:00 GMT

Gettin Wood

One of my very good friends from my past and her husband own and operate a very successful construction company.  Now it is successful because they only hire the highest quality, most intelligent...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:50:00 GMT

Stupid Teenager Tricks

So, say you are at work.  And say you have a son that is a teenager and should be at school learning about alegebra, or biology, or Romeo and Juliet.  Now let’s imagine if you will, th...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:51:00 GMT

Fuck You St. Valentine!

Yeah, that's right I said it.  I would never tell a saint to fuck off usually but in this case I make an exception.  By my title I bet you are expecting the bitter woman scorned type blog th...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:43:00 GMT

Not Funny!

Okay my loyal blog readers you know that I am all about the funny and seeing things from my completely fucked up point of view.  Right now things in my life are really good I am just so fortunate...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:11:00 GMT

O.J. Awesome Drink or Scary Murderer

Since "The Juice" has been in the news again as of late I wanted to have a frank discussion about what I think of this whole "thing" goin' on.  I really don't have an opinion one way or another o...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:37:00 GMT

Jason is a LIAR!!!

Below are the horrible accusations that Jason has made against me in the hopes that you fine people will vote for me in our little contest.  Well I am going to answer to each one of them and show...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:32:00 GMT