I Kill Me (And Other Hopes For The Footchure) |
Oh me garsh I am so looking forward to the day I die. It will surely be uneventful and likely not nearly as scary as it threatens. Just kidding, I'm very, very happy and I can't wait to keep living an...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:26:00 GMT |
Movie Review - Mirrors (Top 5 Things That Sucked About An Otherwise Well-Directed Movie) |
(Director Alexandre Aja suddenly realizes his script needs better actors)
I absolutely loved Alexandre Aja's remake of Wes Craven's "The Hills Have Eyes" and was excited to see his screenplay w...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:32:00 GMT |
The Rise & Fall Of Homosexuality: Why Gay People Will No Longer Exist In The Future |
There won't be any gay people in the future; they will all have gone the way of the dodo. The twinkling lights and spinning mirrorballs of the local discos will be shut down forever, divas will be on ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 14:36:00 GMT |
Joy To My World - My College Essay About Joy Kitikonti |
It seems that within the history of my parent's generation, the most emotionally significant question that they ask one another is "Where were you the day that John F. Kennedy was assassinated?" For m...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:30:00 GMT |
So I Lie About My HIV Status |
Well, see, if you ask me, I don't see it quite as "lying"... I just don't say either way, really. It seems, in the settings I often find myself, sorta lame. The thing is, most of my friends are positi...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 17:09:00 GMT |
All About My Asshole - Part 1: Taking A Shit |
I was looking at ratemypoo.com (from which this hilarious image was taken) during a nite of googling solutions for my bathroom woes, and was inspired to write this blog...
So I'm having toilet issu...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 14:48:00 GMT |
Clean Your Room |
It's really important that you keep your room clean. Okay, maybe I should speak from the "I" and say "It's really important FOR ME to keep my room clean." I've been of this opnion for some time, but I...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 13:56:00 GMT |
Are Jews Evil? |
Oh... it says "Are YOU Evil?" Oh well, I still had a good time filling it out. Thanks to Sourclint fer the fun lil' survey. He was pretty evil, too. And, yes, I have spit in someone's drink and let th...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 23:55:00 GMT |
Don't Kill Yourself! Your Friends Will Only Care For About A Week |
It's true. My friend Adam killed himself a few weeks back and his friends really only cared for about a week. I mean, don't get me wrong, we all loved him very, very much - at least I can speak fer me...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 23:25:00 GMT |
Wash Out Your Asshole With Beyonces New Album |
New Album Named After Olde Time CrapperOne of the things that has always turned me off about hip hop and contemporary R&B is the overt self-aggrandizing and vapid materialism that permeates both genre...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:30:00 GMT |
