I'm a stereotypical Scotsman, what else can I say? We're the best engineers around. My life would be empty without the Enterprise. That's right, THE Enterprise, no bloody A, B, C, or D. The only thing I love almost as much as the Enterprise is drinking.
Update: I am NOT dead. It is a big practical joke gone wrong. Although it seems to have gotten me publicity, I'm not dead. An old Earth man named James Doohan may have passed away, but not me. I am a Scotsman. I will live on, even if it means disappearing for 75 years. Highland forever. Scotty out.
I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
