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Peter Warren, MPA

Peter Warren is a figment. Mmmmm, fig...ment.....

About Me

For those just stumbling by, I'm Pete, and I write for AVN (Adult Video News), the Torah of the porn industry. It's pretty sweet. My porn name, as it were, is Wetscrog Rex. It was bequeathed upon me in my college days by divine forces. Apart from my main handle of AVN Dude, I belong to the XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization), and I'm kind of a documentarian. Also, I'm related to an Einstein and I actually know a guy named Dr. Pepper. And I can play the violin. Nibb High football rules!

SEE ME AS EXPERT COMMENTATOR ON RON JEREMY FOR G4TV

X-TRA X-TRA...HOT PORN NEWS OVER HERE

THE *DIGITAL* PORN BIBLE - COOLER THAN THE iPHONE
www . avnmedianetwork . com / magazine

My Interests

Movies, movies, movies, movies, tiny brunettes, movies, lesbianism and Dr. Pepper.

I'd like to meet:

A superhot sugar mama.

ScrogSpace Junction
These are the real people in the world.

My Place of Employment

A Little
Movie I Made

The Girl
From Peru

My Jew
Sister

X-Rated Critics
Organization

Best Jew
Starlet

Honorary
Jew Girl

Performer
of the Year

Que Bella

Ay, Rios Mío!

Joy's Her
Middle Name

Woman of Steel

My Friendgirl

<----Her Wife

PennahFlame!!

The AAA Advantage

View All of My Friends

..

Music:

1) The Beatles 2) Britney Spears 3) Michelle Branch 4) "Lovely Day" by Bill Withers 5) Led Zepplin 6) Goblin 7) Bernard Hermann 8) Rebecca Zapen 9) Viva Klezmer! 10) Madonna

Movies:

Annie Hall * Manhattan * Take the Money and Run * Deconstructing Harry * Star Wars * The Emprire Strikes Back * Return of the Jedi * Attack of the Clones * Revenge of the Sith * NOT The Phantom Menace * The Graduate * Night of the Living Dead * Dawn of the Dead * Duck Soup * Animal Crackers * A Day at the Races * The Godfather * GoodFellas * Halloween * Ferris Bueller's Day Off * Boogie Nights * Magnolia * Punch-Drunk Love * Dazed and Confused * Breakfast at Tiffany's * Say Anything * Pulp Fiction * Kill Bill * The Kentucky Fried Movie * Top Secret! * Psycho * The Birds * Nights of Cabiria * American Beauty * Man on the Moon * The People vs. Larry Flynt * Amelie * Eyes Wide Shut * The Blair Witch Project * Rushmore * The Big Lebowski * The Evil Dead * Zombi 2 * The Beyond * Swingers * Shaun of the Dead * Napoleon Dynamite * Wet Hot American Summer
THE PORN VARIETY: Justine: Nothing to Hide 2 * Blacklight Beauty * Stuntgirl * Naked & Famous * Girls Love Girls (Jonni Darkko) * The Opening of Misty Beethoven * Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman * Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse * Girlvert (series) * Attention Whores (series) * Pretty Girl * Joanna's Angels 1 & 2 * Girlvana * Carmen Goes to College 2 * Blondage * Barely Legal 40 * Specs Appeal 9 * Babes Illustrated 12 & 13 * Bella Loves Jenna * Reel People * Dark Side (Suze Randall) * The China Cat * Sorority Sex Kittens * Sister Snatch * Where the Boys Aren't 12 & 14 * Things Change: My First Time * Cockless 4 * I Love Lesbians 8 * Hot Showers (series) * Nasty Girls (series) * Girl Crazy (series) * No Man's Land 30 * Candy Stripers * Pornological 5 * New Wave Hookers 7 * Just Another Pretty Face * Anal Pleasures * Bimbo Bowlers from Buffalo

Television:

Saturday Night Live * The Sopranos * Seinfeld * The Simpsons * Curb Your Enthusiasm * Twin Peaks * Freaks and Geeks * That 70's Show

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, A Confederacy of Dunces and anything by Stephen King or Jack Handey

Heroes:

Woody Allen, Andy Kaufman, Harpo Marx, David Copperfield, Will Ferrell, Quentin Tarantino

My Blog

This Is Now WetscrogRex.com

That’s right. Type it in, see what happens. www.wetscrogrex.comI’m the king of the world. "The world" in this case being WetscrogRex.com.- scrog
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:43:00 PST

Jews Online

In case you hadn't yet taken notice, my movie, Jews at Sea, has at long last gotten a proper cyperspot set up for it on the weird wild web. The trailer's up there and everything. Check it out:www.jews...
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:55:00 PST

Into the Wild... Depths of Illiteracy

This is the kind of thing that gnaws at me like a squirrel on acorns. (This being the squirrel, and me being the acorns.) It's indicative to me of the gasping, pandemic-level ignorance that plagues th...
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST

No, seriously -- something big...

...is coming. Within 48 hours of this posting.
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:49:00 PST

Something Big...

...may or may not be coming this week. Pay attention.
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST

Third Time's a Charm

Exactly one year after my first AVN cover story, numero tres has hit the streets, and I think it's my favorite of the three. It's all about the elements that make up a hit porno movie, and just a few ...
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

On the Cover of the AVN...Again

They liked my first cover story so much, they gave me another one. This time, I wrote about all the mega-huge spectacular spectacles coming to porn shelves this month (in time for AVN Awards considera...
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:08:00 PST

My MySpace MySterwerk

Didn't occur to me 'til now to put something up here about my feature "The MySpace XXXplosion" in the current AVN (the new one is already about to come out, but oh well), which you can read, if you're...
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST

Ah, To Be Loved by Your Co-Workers

One of life's hard truths is that some people are gonna like you and some people ain't. All you can do is be the best person you can, and befriend those who enjoy having you around. That's how I try t...
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:52:00 PST

On the Cover of the AVN

The cover story for the new (May '06) issue of AVN was written by moi, and not only is it my first cover, but it was an especially cool one to get, I think: An overview of female talent-owned product...
Posted by Peter Warren, MPA on Thu, 04 May 2006 12:35:00 PST