About Me

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My name is Chelsea. I'm a walking contradiction.
Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||| 16%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Dominant || 10%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Pan Complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Phys. security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36%
Myspace is really lame, but I'm too goddamned socially inept to have any real friends.
Um, I like chocolate milk more than I'll ever like you. Don't take that personally, I just really like chocolate milk. I'd rather listen than talk. I like trying to figure people out and am absolutely thrilled when I can't. I'm both a pacifist and a world-class shit talker. Ignorant people annoy me. Geeks make me hot. I'm ridiculously lazy. I can't really see over my steering wheel. I'm easy to please and difficult to make angry. I'm a big, uncoordinated spaz and I hit my head on things more often than I'm willing to admit. Write me long e-mails and I'll love you forever. I'm probably not anywhere near as interesting as I seem, and I can't imagine I come off as terribly interesting so I guess that's not saying much. Meh. This has ceased to amuse me.

My Interests

Photography, sleeping, body modification, nakedity, music, sleeping, snuggling, video games, being lazy, sleeping...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with unique insight and stories to tell. Kids who make up words and good analogies. People that will join me in a round of good old fashioned shit-talking. Cynics with morbid senses of humor. Cronies who take part in impromptu acoustic jam sessions, and don't mind if I just close my eyes and listen. People that can change my mind without trying.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like... and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Music:

The Pixies, Ryan Adams, Tom Waits, The Misfits, Hammer No More The Fingers, The Droogies, Buglite, Slippery Chicken, Mumu Worthy, Elvis Costello (and the Attractions) Talking Heads, NoFX, Air, Face to Face, The Stryder, Bob Marley, Smashing Pumpkins, Catch 22, Blanks 77, Pinback, Fifteen, The Streets, Ben Folds, Aesop Rock, They Might Be Giants, Jimmy Eat World, The Alkaline Trio (God Damnit and earlier), Frank Black (and the Catholics), The Distillers, Incubus, Reggie and the Full Effect, Radiohead, Sound Tribe Sector Nine, The Promise Ring, Beck, All, Phish, Eisley, The Strokes, Save Ferris, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Atmosphere, Saves the Day, Jump (Little Children), The Skatalites, Sedona, Vecordia, The Shins, Beastie Boys, The Pogues, Squirrel Nut Zippers, No Doubt, Portishead, The Postal Service, Aimee Mann, Death Cab for Cutie, The Get Up Kids, Of Montreal, Aphex Twin, Bouncing Souls, Sage Francis, Pennywise, Old 97s, Weezer, Social Distortion, Grateful Dead, The Beatles, Gaelic Storm, Dixie Chicks (my guilty pleasure), Thrice, Morphine, Sondre Lerche, Blink 182 (shut the hell up), Violent Femmes, Wheat, Sublime, Rancid, The Specials, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Biz Markie, The Suicide Machines, Millenclin, Adolescents, Green Day (Pre-Nimrod, of course), Badly Drawn Boy, Oasis, Cunninlynguists, Placebo, The Bosstones, Hot Water Music, At the Drive-In, Ben Folds, Northstar, Björk, Massive Attack, Osker, Norah Jones, DangerDoom, Motion City Soundtrack, The Strokes, The Pillows, Burning Airlines, Pink Floyd... I could go on forever. I'm really open to any kind of music, as long as they don't write songs about cash money or slitting their wrists or going fishing with their dog. Word.
Three albums I couldn't live without:

Movies:

Sofia Coppola, Takashi Miike, Jim Jarmusch, Michel Gondry, Tim Burton, Hayao Miyazaki, Wes Anderson.

Television:

Lost, The L Word, Planet Earth, Arrested Development, The Office.

Books:

Dave Eggers (A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, You Shall Know Our Velocity!, How We Are Hungry), Daniel Quinn (Ishmael, The Story of B, My Ishmael), JD Salinger (The Catcher in the Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey), JK Rowling (Harry Potter, nigga!), Anthony Burgess (A Clockwork Orange), Chris Fuhrman (The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys), David Sedaris (Barrel Fever, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, etc.), and anything with pictures.

Heroes:

Colbert.

My Blog

Music is my aeroplane.

How much music is on your iTunes library?4804 songs, 12.2 days, 292.8 hours, 21.13 gigs. Sort by Title:First: "(I Don’t Want To Go To) Chelsea by Elvis Costello and the Attractions. Hehehe, it h...
Posted by Chelsea on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:40:00 PST

The clock is laughing in my face.

What? Chelsea can't sleep? Zomg, how utterly unusual.Does anyone remember when Green Day didn't suck? Ah, Brain Stew...-Does it matter to you if your bf/gf smokes?I'd almost prefer it.-How about drink...
Posted by Chelsea on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:26:00 PST

I want to tell you

My head is filled with things to say...Sometimes when I really like someone I get so nervous around them that it's easier just to never see them and avoid the problem altogether. I don't deal with anx...
Posted by Chelsea on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:19:00 PST

Today is the youngest that I'll ever be again.

Yeah, bored.1. Do you sleep in your bra?Heck naw.2. Have you kissed any one in your top friends?Ozzie doesn't love me as much as I love him.3. Are you happy with your looks?Heck naw.4. Do you enjoy dr...
Posted by Chelsea on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:30:00 PST

Sometimes I think you know me better than I know myself.

Hi, my name is: Chegasm.but you can call me: Babypie.Never in my life have I: lived.The one person who can drive me nuts is: Allasha. But I love her most of the time.My high school is: Riverside. Bah!...
Posted by Chelsea on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

Think deep through brainwaves and heat.

100 things you probably don't care to know about me:1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?A Pimm's cup, I think. I'm fuckin' classy.3. Who took this survey before you?Tori Mo.4. Who was the...
Posted by Chelsea on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

Tired of Sex

I hate shit like this... the whole "girls like this, girls don't like that" thing. All women are different. Not all of us want all this mushy Marvin Gaye shit. Some of us just wanna get laid. Prepare ...
Posted by Chelsea on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:28:00 PST

Don't forget who you are, you're a rock and roll star.

So Duncan's fake-modest ass is gonna get all pissed off at me for writing this 'cause his ex is gonna bitch at him... but guess what, I don't give a shit, 'cause this is exciting.Anyway... yeah. Rock ...
Posted by Chelsea on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

Talking shit about a pretty sunset

Hey hey check out how bored I am.Name: Double Chubble.Single or Taken: Single.Happy about that: Very.Eye color: Baby poo.Shoe size: 8ish? I dunno. Who the hell cares?Height: 5'3... I'm itty.What are y...
Posted by Chelsea on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST

If you really wanna piss of your parents, buy real estate in an imaginary place.

Borededed.108. My name is: Chelsea (letters removed depending upon the person with whom I am conversing).107. I was born on: June eighth.106. I am a: Geminizzle, through and through.105. My eye color ...
Posted by Chelsea on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:11:00 PST