My Wii.. My DS... You get the picture
"Truth! - covered in security I can't let you smother me I'd like to but it couldn't work Trading off and taking turns I don't regret a thing"
"So you go, and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home, and you cry, and you want to die."
"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"
"Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?" "The man-hating dyke." "Good. Why?" "I don't know." "Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!"
"Croutons, croutons, crunchy friends in a liquid broth"
"Understanding is a three-edged sword."
"Make it so!"
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water."
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
"If I had a large amount of money I should found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, violence and oppression that howls daily about our ears."
Your assumption, and the truth, dine at totally separate tables