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Shorty Isnt Vodka:But Im The Absolut(e) Truth

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About Me

*.~ Siairra A.k.A. Pimpcess *.~ Siairra A.K.A. Pimpcess*~There's no need for me to describe myself cause you can see the pics for yourself. I don't like the taste of bullsh*t, so please don't feed me yours. I don't mess with many females. I keep a few by my side. Ya'll know who ya'll are. Ya'll my girls and don't let none of these hataz get to ya. That just shows who holds the fame...us. Get it?...Famous=Fame us. Don't think too hard, it's not that complicated. Some people like me, some people don't. But hey I guess I'm doing something right, cause I'm getting recognition from both, hataz and fans. They can get wit it or get lost. They still around hating, so I guess they getting wit it. But anywayz, I'm not down with putting my personality out there. So if you hit me up, you can see for youself what type of personality I have. All I have to say is I'm a unique person. If you wanna holla at me go down a few and press dat button called "Message" and I'll get back at you. But don't press it if you have an attitude or on that myspace gangsta sh*t, cause I don't have time and I'm too old for that. Until then...I'm throwin up da deuces. On a side note: I'm also reppin' dat NC state. No, I'm not from there but, that's where my 2nd home is. People mistake me from being there b/c I have a slight country accent. But I love NC. When I'm down there you can find me in 3 cities. High Point, Greensboro, and Greenville. And I still got luv 4 my other cities too.

My Interests

Anything that pleases me at that moment. I like too have fun with my friends. I'm always acting stupid, even when I'm trying to be serious. But when the time is right, I am a serious person. Hmmm....what else? I like dancing, cooking, writing, reading, just to name a few.

I'd like to meet:

Anything that passes my way. I do have standards but, I don't have a type. I mean there are dudez that I will look at, over other dudez. But, we're human and that's a thing called instincts. But I am willing to be open to other opportunities. There is one exception though okay...2. lol. You have to be my age or older. The oldest I will go is 19. Which means u have to be 18-20. And you gotta be taller than me. Which mean 5'8 or taller.

Music:

Since I'm from Baltimore, I gotta love dat Baltimore Club Music. But I like a variety of music. There's music I've heard and music I haven't heard. But I do like, rap, rock, r&b, hip-hip, funk, pop, reggae, and the old school classics like, Earth Wind & Fire, The Temptations, Kool & The Gang, and many more.

Movies:

There is no such thing as a favorite. I have many favorites: All The "Friday" movies, Poetic Justice, Deja Vu, ummm...oh yeah I can't for get about my gangstas- Scarface, Goodfellas, The Godfather.

Television:

I gotta say HBO Special: Katt Williams, The Pimp Chronicles. Ha Ha larious. lol. I really don't watch TV like that. But I do watch BET, MTV, Food Network-I Gotta Keep My Cooking Skillz Up, ESPN- Yeah, I'm a female dat watches sports. I also watch other things. But I only watch TV when I'm extremely bored or about to go to sleep.

Books:

I don't read many books and no I'm not dumb it's just I don't time to read books. I have read; Beloved, The Bluest Eye, Kindred, just to name a few

Heroes:

My hero is da man upstairs. GOD is my one and only hero.

My Blog

The Poison Of Love

This is nothing personal but, just a poem to all the people who ever felt like this and came to me for advice. And to the dudez that came 2 me, just switch the "he" to a "she".   H...
Posted by Shorty Isnt Vodka:But Im The Absolut(e) Truth on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:18:00 PST