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alexander

About Me

Hiya laydeez and gentledudes, i'm big al to the girls ;) and neromath to the bad boys. I'm a crazy guy, love hanging out at the wacky warehouse and drinking slush puppy. Big up to ma homeboizzzzz and to any girls out there that want a piece, i'm very easy yet intriguing ;) the best thing in my life is world of warcraft. I hope to one day reach professional standard. My second favourite activity is thumb wars, i'm house champion. I hate the sun and hope to move to a dungeon in greenland asap where i can play wow in peace. I'd love to meet a lady or guy (not fussy) who can fulfil my fantasy of being bathed in custard whilst tied to a tortue chair. peace out homies, let te force be with you [.][.]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANyone who can fit into a balloon. Also anyone who has a chest dent - wanna start a club? I love keeping stuff in mine and my life long aim is to eat raspberry triflefrom it mmmmm....

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