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Im really just a little kid, so if you have sex with me you are a pediphile. I left cookies and milk three nights in a row for God and he hasn't taken them. Why am I so forsaken! ....I am 86% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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The Wacky Adventures of BodiYesterday Night Bodi ended up getting to know LeBron James.
LeBron had always thought of him like a brother. LeBron asked Bodi to go to Salt Lake City to visit Neil Diamond.
Bodi and LeBron got on board the first Trailer to Salt Lake City.
There was a Yellow Polar Bear onboard the Trailer. Oddly LeBron was wearing a Yellow suit which attracted the Polar Bear.
The Polar Bear looked at LeBron and came toward them. Then it attacked and bit LeBron in the Clitoris. Ouch it looked painful.
Bodi had taken his Jesus jamies along which he then shared with LeBron.
They watched as the Yellow Polar Bear came off the Trailer and was brought over to Neil Diamond.
It turns out that Neil Diamond had invited them to see the Yellow Polar Bear which was being brought to Salt Lake City to live with Neil Diamond.
Bodi, LeBron and Neil Diamond had a good laugh about the whole situation.
Bodi traded the Jesus jamies for the Polar Bear and everyone lived happily ever after....
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Chapter 12. Mostly for storage. Chap 11 on its way

I was too scared to speak when the officer returned to the lonesome hallway and my lonesome singing with a real nice lady in a pretty brown dress. Ridiculous ideas ran through my mind like scared ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Aug 2010 20:24:00 GMT

Chapter 10

Now this was quite the quandary, how many other people have faced this situation in the history of mankind? The train station became larger and larger as my legs moved faster and faster in its directi...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:04:00 GMT

New Poem

The JourneyThe rain falls, Lightly at first, steadily getting harder.It begins to mirror the beating of my Heart which quickens as I near yourApartment.I approach the entrance, hands sweating,Knees we...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 14:08:00 GMT

Chapter 8

In the middle of nowhere, if you were wondering where the plane crashed. So really any direction we decided to go would be the right way. The we, again, was the recently disengaged head of my sister ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:52:00 GMT

Chapter 9. It is long. Ch 8 later

"I can not fear anything, I can not feel anything. A corpse doomed to awaken every morning and suffer the daylight. My solace arrives as I linger in the land between consciousness and slumber where...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 02:35:00 GMT

Chapter 7. I know its been a long time but its worth it.

"Just tell me that everything will be okay," Sarah cries on the verge of hysteria, "please"? "I can't do that sweetheart. I'm sorry" My apology sincere as I wipe a tear from her cheek and kiss her so...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:06:00 GMT

Chapter 6. I don’t know where it comes from

I watched the horizon swallow the sun. Slowly at first, to titillate the telestial taste buds, and then all at once the sun was devoured. Beams of light escaped the holes in the horizons teeth as it s...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:49:00 GMT

Chapter 5 hot and ready.

The look in her eyes. It was the look in her dead eyes that persuaded me. Now I was looking into those same eyes. Different face, different night, different dingy hotel room in some seedy part of town...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:27:00 GMT

The moment you have been waiting for. Chapter 4.

The thing about total darkness is that it can only get lighter. The problem with the darkness subsiding suddenly is that coming out of a semi-coma, after being out for only Neptune knows how long, the...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:57:00 GMT

Chapter 3; sorry it took so long.

There are three truths that I have learned in my life. 1. Everyone you have ever cared about will die one day. We've touched on this one already. More later 2. Love stemmed from pure hatred is the onl...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:20:00 GMT