Tom, The First Earl of Cuntington [T.M.]

Turns out this isn't set to private, I guess my turning of age changed that woo-bloody-hoo . So, I feel it is appropriate to write a little about myself, and become 'Cool'.
What to write ... I like to drink a fair bit, I smoke a hell of a lot, and my views on drugs are very open, even if I often opt away from them. Ineluctably, I'mdoomed to write a crap 'About Me', as is the fashion on MySpace, and my profile has too much writing in it any way, all the retards are getting scared, butthat won't stop me trying!
All my basic information can be found scattered around this page, but, for those in a hurry to find your next rape-victim, I shall put them here.
• I live in Yate, it's north-east of Bristol.
☺ I play the bass guitar, guitar, and didgeridoo FUCK YEAH
• My name is Tom Oliver Martin (Yes, my initials spell my name, my parents were that cool....)
☺ Doing a sixth-form. The Link. Sodbury is a hell hole, I went there today. Like a Victorian hospital, crossed with Auschwitz, and Brighton.
• I'm 'Eddies 'til I die!
☺ ... Spaniards.
?Adam's auntie has downs syndrome. I find this to be hilarious.?
Read my general interests for my part list of people I love. There are too many to write about there, but I got a few down. Don't feel offended if you're not,because you are most likely a really good mate.
Wait, you will be! Stacie never looks at my profile....
Anyway, you can probably tell what kind of person I am from the way people react to me, the bulletins I post, the way I write and the stories I have with otherpeople.
PROTIP: I'm horrible. I'm not going to write myself off as the brilliant mysterious and misunderstood soul. That's not me. I'm just a bit of a cunt.
I've left school, also. FUCK YOU 12 YEAR OLDS!!
Quotes of ME!
"Die in a hole." - Mitch
"you should be paid to rant" - Chris Brain
"TOM WTF THESE ARE HORRIBLE, THERE STILL LOADING" - Amy Gardner
"You're such a troll" - Simon Roberts
"ur a beautiful child" - Laura Cox
"You're an evil genius" - Rhys
"And you my friend Are Beautiful as well" - Ryan (Something)
"You drunk cunt." - Eldoop Gniddeps
"wots so funny?" - Terrorform
"wtf tom!" - Stacie Whoreface
"Well i think your pathetic to be honest with you." - Some girl
"You also don't know me well enough. I am one the most sadistic, evil, fucked-in-the-head cunts you will ever meet." - Me, to 'Some girl'
"Well I miss you... you're amazing to have around... you were always the highlight of my morning... it was funny to see what "national" day it was that day. It was funny to try and predict which one of us you were going to grab next. You made me nearly wet myself several times with stealing books and pocket giudes to life.You were one of the only people i could stand in tutor... andyou're the only thing that made me smile. But you have been a dick too.." - Beth Hemmings
"This is Nay, I'm being paid to right horrible things about Tom, and fuck him too. Currently Tom is sat two and a half metres away from me rubbing his nipples and saying 'Lick them', this is a common occurrence, I've got used to it. But what I haven't got used to, or over, is how much of a conniving cunt he is. Seriously he is an utter bastard. Our friendship in particular is made up of nothing but insults, it is a pathetic excuse for a 'friendship' at all really.
If you know Tom you'll know to take him will a pinch of salt, however he doesn't agree and I quote "You don't need a pinch you need a fucking bucket".
There was one time when he pretended to commit suicide and I told him he was probably better off dead. This is true. He however found it hilarious, this is how horribly sick he is. He then repeated it, and created a huge and complicated plan to make it look like he'd 'actually' killed himself so that I'd be sorry for saying it... I'm still not.
He does however have some good traits. He's good company and it's beautiful listening to him create diverse plans, like when we discussed what would be the best way to die, and he managed to make it so he'd become the emperor of the Unites States. He's full of interesting facts which constantly baffle me and loves funky town music something chronic. To put it lightly he is a total Knob."
Profile Owner's Note: What a total whore
I also recently found out I was featured on the 'Yate-Sodbury Music Roster' as a bassist, so I guess I'd best say something about that. Been playing for nearly 2 years (Started May '06), play in three bands, (Sam Martin, Beartrain and iNFiX). I like to think I'm alright at playing, Rhys thinks I'm quite good, but that's because I just make it look harder than it is. Yeah, need a bassist, talk to me, I'll be up for it. Not much you could tell me to learn for a band project that I couldn't, I like to vary my styles.
This is what MySpace thinks of me....
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