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Anders

Have you ever given a foot massage? Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' ma

About Me

Egotistical narcissistic fuck-knuckle, obsessed with the word "schedule", north American suburban houses, 90's Volvo cars and also with the Helvetica font.
glumbert.com - SEXYDROWNWATCH starring Borat

My Interests

Art (mostly avant-garde (CoBrA) and abstract, but also classicism and surrealism)
Photography
Design
Advertising
Fishing
Working
Friends
Family
Travelling
Playing loud music

I'd like to meet:

1.Ronald McDonald: there's no limit to the man's talents
2.The KFC Colonel so I can smash him up and nick his eleven secret herbs and spices

Music:

AC/DC
Aerosmith
Alice Cooper
Black Sabbath
Blue Oyster Cult
Bob Marley
Bon Jovi
Bruce Springsteen
Bryan Adams
Coldplay
CCR
Crowded House
Danzig
David Bowie
Def Leppard
Dire Straits
Duran Duran
Elton John
Elvis Presley
Eric Clapton
Eurythmics
Faith No More
Fatboy Slim
Fleetwood Mac
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
Garbage
Green Day
GNR
INXS
Jane's Addiction
Jimi Hendrix
John Fogerty
John Lennon
Johnny Cash
Kiss
Korn
Led Zeppelin
Lenny Kravitz
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Madness
Madonna
Marilyn Manson
Maroon5
Megadeth
Men at Work
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Midnight Oil
Moby
Motley Crue
Neil Young
Nirvana
Oasis
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Pearl Jam
Pete Townshend
Peter Frampton
Pink
Pink Floyd
Pixies
Powderfinger
Prince
Queen
Queensryche
RHCP
Robbie Williams
Rodney Rude
Sex Pistols
Simply Red
Steppenwolf
Steve Miller
Sting
Supergrass
Talking Heads
Ted Nugent
Texas
The Beatles
The Beautiful South
Cranberries
The Cult
The Cure
The Darkness
The Doors
The Eagles
The Grateful Dead
The Misfits
The Offspring
The Police
The Pretenders
The Ramones
The Rolling Stones
Smashing Pumpkins
The Verve
The Verve
The Who
Thin Lizzy
Tom Petty
TV2
U2
Ugly Kid Joe
Van Hales
Van Morrison
Velvet Revolver
Volbeat
Weird Al Yankovich
Wolfmother

Movies:

Godfather 1+2
The Shawshank Redemption
Pulp Fiction
Jackie Brown
Reservoir Dogs
Schindler's List
Lords Of The Rings
American Beauty
Se7en
Saw
Taxi Driver
LA Confidential
The Italian Job
Kill Bill 1+2
Casino
Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
Snatch
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
anything with Ben Stiller
Anything with Eddie Murphy
The Green Mile
Borat
Back To The Future
Beverly Hills Cop 1+2+3
Life Of Brian
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Silence Of The Lambs
8MM
Trainspotting
The Shining
Blow
The Departed
Any James Bond movie
The Castle
Two Hands
Wolf Creek

Television:

The Simpsons
CSI
Myth Busters
Top Gear
BBC World

Books:

I don't really have a favourite book, but some of my favourite authors include:
Ernest Hemingway
Dan Brown
Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Chuck Norris because some kids piss their name in the snow.
Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.