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About Me

Do you like monkeys? Well i do, monkeys are cool especially the one's that throw excrement at people down at the zoo. You know the Bonobo monkey? It's like a chimp, well they spend most of the time shagging, their mojo's spill out all over the place!! They shag all the time, when they are bored, for a laugh, over a game of monkey chess, they have sex Olympics. The males even screw each other to reslove conflict, now that is a liberal society, George W. Bush and Tony Blair take note, don't make wars, make love, make monkey love! And what about those baboons with the blue asses, fuck they are good, their bums are like cushions, cool. Those little ones that live on the rock of Gibraltar, they steel holidaymakers food. That is a service to the community as it stops people turning fat by eating to many buscuits. Ahhh how i love our Simian friends, i can't wait until they take over, i want to serve our monkey overlords!!!!!!!

My Interests

Stamp collecting, fly swatting, eating cheese, laughing, welding, Victorian chimney sweepers, rice, kebabs, spaceships, robots etc

I'd like to meet:

DIANA PRINCE, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!! David Attenborough, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Dr. Zaius, Cornelius, Mowgli, Robin Hood.

Music:

Plenty thanks.

Movies:

Loads, i'm not bothering to write them all, there are too many, but they are all cool. The exeption is What Women Want, fuck knows why but i really enjoyed it. I thought Waterworld was alright as well, despite everyone saying it was shit.

Television:

Far too much, usually those programmes where people fall off cliffs and stuff. I saw this one once, this fat women fell down a well, i laughed so much i shat my trousers.

Books:

The Beano, The Dandy, The Jimmy Saville annual from 1977. American Psycho, The Killing Joke, The Preacher, The Watchmen, From Hell, V For Vendetta, Macbeth, Fly Fishing by JR Hartley, Catch 22, Clive Cussler, any book with pictures is fucking ace!!!

Heroes:

DIANA PRINCE!!! Jesse Custer, Jesus, Gonzo, Big Bird, Al Capone, fuck, the list is endless.