There are a lot of people I would like to meet. I'd like to meet God. I sure talk about him a lot, so I want to put a face with a name. I wonder if he's down with me killing all these innocent people. As a Republican, i enjoy killing people. I bet He doesn't care. He'll understand that the loss of all your loved ones lives are is worth the measly few cents I make from the war.
I would also like to meet Eminem, and slap him for his damn "Mosh" music video. I also hate that damned Kanye West. I want meet that guy so I can kill him too. Although, what he said was true: I do indeed not care about black people.
Another person I want to meet is 50 Cent, he said I'm a gangsta! I'm a gangsta, a straight up G! He's the only black man I care about. He said that, had he not been a convicted felon, he would've voted for me! I feel special!