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About Me

If it really is all a game...Sometimes the best thing you can do is press the reset button. For the First time in my life...I am. I dare not add an adjective. Mature. Content. Happy. "I am"....Is good enough for now. Life...is a lot like death...It happens to everyone whether they like it or not. The meaning of it all?....Honestly?....Who gives a fuck.
Name's Dean.
But you can call me Chef
Im 25.
I used to be a nurse.
I drink.
Jack and Coke= <3
I'm a Graduate of The Culinary Institute of America.
I have 7 Tattoo's
Im obsessed with physics and the universe
Love is a many splendor thing.
Im smart. Most of the times, too Smart.
I have terrible, anal retentive OCD when it comes to cleaning, and things being organized.
The Mets hold a special place in my Heart
I am soooooo most totally definitely not the most sarcastic person you've ever met.
I party. Hard.
I surf.
I snowboard.
I own over 700 dvd's (Yes, I have a problem.....and no that problem is not alcohol)
I throw pennies in the garbage
I read as much as I possibly can.
For those of you who know me, I'm a complete asshole when I want to be.
I'm funny. Really funny.
I love tattoo's and music.
I love food as much as I love the stars.
I love my family.
I love my friends.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

So here is my plan to get rich 'quick'. Because really how much better would life be with tons of cash money!?
So first off i join a rock band, like a NJ big hair bar band. (jersey folk you know what I’m sayin') Then we become really big, big like we play Giant’s stadium (like Guns and Roses Paradise City video). Then I would have to bang every groupie that comes back stage(not that i want to, its just part of the plan). At the same time drink bottles of whiskey, like whole bottles(just like Slash).

Then after a few months, i start doing drugs, but i ain’t takin' stackers2's ladies, i mean the real-deal hollyfield shite, like heroin in eye lids. Then all of a sudden, rock 'n' roll becomes "cheesy" again, and our band drops off the scene, like Cinderella(you know you miss that band).

I still do the heroin, but now i start doing porno, like good porn, not this Jenna Jameson shit, i talkin good ol' midget bangin'. They would call me the "Midget Marauder" (insert 'dom,dom,DOMMMMM!)

But then the heroin kills my ability to get a boner, and i would get fired from my midget porn world(its ok i'll be strong). After that my second wife would have left me with all 3 kids, all because of the boner problem(you know, that’s all girls think about). But then after being alone for 10 months i am completely broke(because the new coke habbit) and alone(because of the boner thing).

So I decide to write a book. It sells pretty well, but not well like "Everybody Poops" well, but good..So here is when my master plan kicks in..I get enough money to buy a mask and a really big gun, big like Tackle Berry style(stay with me here). Then I go and rob a bank. BOOM!!! NOW I'm RICH! and I’m talking like Michael Jackson Never Never Land rich (he, heeee)..

and if you missed any of this, it will be documented on VH1's behind the music....And you's people didn't think I's isn't smart and stuff....

My Blog

Superman.

For you.....   They call me SupermanLeap tall hoes in a single boundI'm single nowGot no ring on this finger nowI'll never let another chick bring me downIn a relationship save it bitch, babysit?...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:13:00 GMT

Her.

This song... is for you.   Smiles and her laughter It's the only thing that I've been waiting for a time Regardless of our distance and our hope...grows greater Trapped by pretty eyes and letters...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 13:29:00 GMT

Where is she?

A beautiful girl can make you dizzy..... Like you've been drinking Jack & Coke all morning. She can make you feel high. Full of the single greatest commodity known to man. Promise. Promise of...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:20:00 GMT

Exactly.

Please don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by the face I wear, for I wear a mask. I wear a thousand masks, masks that I'm afraid to take off and none of them are me. Pretending is an art that is se...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 22:29:00 GMT

Life.

Life. What is it?  Ive been asking myself that alot lately.  Whats the point? Im going to work 60 hours a week until I am 65, and then im going to spend my remaining years watching Matlock a...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 19:02:00 GMT

Most Wonderful Time of the Year???

So I was thinking today.  Is it me... or does "The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" seem to be the most depressing time of the year?  Thoughts of what was, what has been or what could b...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 18:08:00 GMT

Great Advice.

Shemakesmefeelbetteraboutmeandmylife23*: If it doesn't work out then it's not supposed to.  The best things happen when you least expect them too, trust me on this one.  Life only gives you ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 23:30:00 GMT

Really Reall Really Really Nasty Jokes. You've been Warned.

So im in a really shitty, upset, depressed, worried mood.  So I thought some jokes would cheer me up.  They didn't really.  But I hope they will for you.     Q: Why do women h...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 19:30:00 GMT

Being Bored + Drinking beer= Doing one of these.

Screen name:: Fuzzyboobie What does your screen name stand for: You probably don't want to know.... but if you are REALLY that interested.... then ask me Pets:: Jack..... He eats pussy. Righty or left...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 18:57:00 GMT

Girlfriend Application. Brought to you by the Letter K. And Tori =)

Basics:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair:Eyes:Piercings/tattoos: OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/smoke?4. Do you like the beach?5. If so....
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 20:32:00 GMT