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Ralph

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About Me


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I'm just your average teen who wants to make it in reality. I have a very interesting family and an even more interesting group of friends. I was originally born in Washington, DC but I moved to Maryland not too long ago. Then I moved right back again. I have a wonderful life and an even better group of people who support me through thick and thin. I wouldn't change what I have for anything else in the world. Except for fame and fortune. I have no pets because I go to too many places where animals aren't allowed. Anyways, Im really calm and carefree so if you wanna talk, hit me up!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Raphael
Birthday: 12.02.1987
Birthplace: Washington, DC (USA)
Current Location: Washington, DC [still]
Eye Color: Brown (Not Light Not Dark)
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Chuck Taylors
Your Weakness: Laughter
Your Fears: Power Outage in My Pants
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Black Olive, Spinach and Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: End My Craving for Degrassi and Hot Tea
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: G'night!
Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG! What Time is It?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Lips
Your Bedtime: When No One Wants to Talk to Me...*Tear*
Your Most Missed Memory: When Jimmy Got Shot.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi! Duh!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither (Bleh!)
Single or Group Dates: Both! (Orgy Attemps Are Great!)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Hot Tea...Duh!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both. I Crave Venti Mocha Frapps everyday!
Do you Smoke: Never have, never will!
Do you Swear: When I want to.
Do you Sing: More Like,"Boo! Get Off the Stage!"
Do you Shower Daily: Only when I'm dirty...HAHA
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes and No
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: When I Make Good Choices
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Definitely. Im Photogenic!
Are you a Health Freak: Mmm...Mini Wheats
Do you get along with your Parents: Only If They Get Along With Me!
Do you like Thunderstorms: O, Hell No!
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the Alto Saxophone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not to the point where I felt drunk.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: If Tea is a Drug, Then Yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes I Have.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I Hate Oreos. Unless Its A Special Flavor.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Uh Huh. Tuna.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. I Want to Though.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not to my knowledge.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nuh Uh.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I Don't Recall...
Ever been Drunk: I Don't Know
Ever been called a Tease: Everyday
Ever been Beaten up: By a Girl Once
Ever Shoplifted: at K-Mart
How do you want to Die: Quickly and Painless. A Taze to the Brain.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Magazine Editor
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Egypt and the UK

My Interests


R Realistic
A Astonishing
P Patriotic
H Hardworking
A Accurate
E Emotional
L Luxurious

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who's relly smart and energetic. I'd also like to meet anyone who shares my birthday [Dec.2], Gavin DeGraw, Alicia Keys and Maroon 5. They have the greatest voices I've ever heard. I'd like to meet someone who's really fun and outgoing. Someone who loves to shop and eat. I want to meet someone with a sarcastic attitude and a sense of self-control. Self-awareness is a very important attribute. With all of that and good looks, you'll be the one for me!
The Real You
first and last name capitalized properly
you are easily distracted
your theme music Maroon 5 "Woman"
you firmly believe in saving the whales
at times you come of as if you are a nerd
though you are really being honest
you will marry a rockstar wannabe

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Music:

I love music! Anything that's really mellow and emotional. Any songs that I don't hear on the radio often. Music's not my life but it's definitely close to my heart. I love really deep music that has no end. I love Maroon 5, Rob Thomas, The Killers, Beck, Hoobastank, Gavin DeGraw, Linkin Park, Keane, Howie Day, Jewel, Alicia Keys, John Legend, Ryan Cabrera, Jamiroquai, Hollywood Undead, Hawthorne Heights, and Panic! At the Disco.I just heard of this great group. Their called uh...Gym Class Heroes. You really outta check their video, "The Queen and I" out. It's cool. I'm really liking Danity Kane. Its about time they made more music.I watch almost any videos made by Sophie Muller. She is one of the coolest video directors I have ever seen.

Movies:

I have a lot of favorite movies. I Heart Huckabees, Mean Girls, American Beauty, and Garden State. I like movies with Kirsten Dunst and Ashton Kutcher too. They're really funny and extremely witty. I have to give my props to Orland Bloom. He's great in every movie he's in. I like movies that have huge plots like the Matrix series. I have a thing for anime movies too like Collector Yui, Akira, Slayers, and Cutie Honey :)

Television:


I watch too much television for my own good. I have to say that I am a die hard Real World fan. I love Charmed, One Tree Hill, Degrassi, Smallville, Grey's Anatomy, and Everwood. I miss the old MTV show, Undressed. It was my favorite show of all time. I guess the ratings were low because it came on so late at night. Other than that, I used to watch [adult swim] every night. For some reason, I have my entire day scheduled out from the moment that I wake up to the moment that I go to sleep. Isn't that great?

Books:

I like to read, but I dont read too often. I used to spend most of my time at the Oxon Hill Library. Its fun because I used to live so close to there so I know the area. I enjoy the Harry Potter series, but they should lower the hype. I love books written by celebrities. They can be so dumb on TV but they're total geniusses in their writing. My favorite book of all time would have to be The View From Saturday by E.L. Konigsburg. Its a book that I can look back on because I read it with my first love back in the seventh grade...

Heroes:


You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?I'm usually the hero. I don't have too many heroes. I have to say that my guardian angel is my hero. Whomever it is, I want to that it because it keeps me out of harms way. That's what makes me so interesting. I have a feeling my guardian angel is there with me at all times...

My Blog

Sorry I Turned You On...

"It feels so good to be back!"-Eminem Oh yeah. Blogging hasnt been this solid since they started making clothes for dogs. Anyways, Yeah, its been an extremely long while since I've written a blog....a...
Posted by Ralph on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST