More jokes 11 |
Q: What do you call a man with 99 percent of his brains missing?
A: Castrated.
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:36:00 GMT |
JOKE 10 |
THREE MOTHERS are in a psychiatrist’s office.The shrink says to the first mom,"Your obsession with food made you name your child Candy."
He says to the second,"Your obsession with alcohol made y...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:24:00 GMT |
joke 9 |
"I WAS SO POOR GROWING UP.IF I WASN’T A BOY,I’D HAVE HAD NOTHING TO PLAY WITH.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:22:00 GMT |
JOKE 8 |
ONE DAY MOM IS CLEANING JUNIOR'S ROOM AND FINDS A KINKY S&M MAGAZINE.SHE HIDES IT UNTIL DAD GETS HOME AND SHOWS IT TO HIM."WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THIS?"SHE ASKS."WELL,I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD SPA...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:56:00 GMT |
JOKE 7 |
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ONE-NIGHT STAND AND A WASHING MACHINE?
A: A WASHING MACHINE DOESN'T FOLLOW YOU AROUND FOR A WEEK AFTER YOU PUT A LOAD IN IT.
SORRY TO ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:52:00 GMT |
JOKE 6 |
Q: WHAT DID ONE LESBIAN VAMPIRE SAY TO THE OTHER?
A: "SAME TIME NEXT MONTH?"
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:49:00 GMT |
joke 5 |
A FARMER IS ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH ONE OF HIS COWS.DURNING THE ARRAIGNMENT,THE JUDGE LOOKS AT HIM WITH DISGUST."SON,WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"HE ASKS."WELL,SIR"THE FARMER REPLIES."I RECKO...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:41:00 GMT |
JOKE 4 |
Q: HOW DO YOU CASTRATE A REDNECK?
A: KICK HIS SISTER IN THE JAW.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:55:00 GMT |
joke 3 |
Q: WHAT DO MOST MEN USE FOR BIRTH CONTROL?
A: THEIR PERSONALITIES.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:50:00 GMT |
JOKE 2 |
Q: WHY IS SLEEPING WITH A MAN LIKE A SOAP OPERA?
A: JJUST WHEN IT GETS INTERESTING,THEY'RE DONE TILL NEXT TIME.
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:09:00 GMT |
