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buford

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name's Buford and I have a small fweiner. I cuddle with my traveling companion, Phil, in closets. When I die without making anything great, no timeless stories, no epic artworks, no famous fortune, no impact on any future societies, then you will know that it is because i have spent too much time socializing with the other people of this world, and in doing so i will be proof that not every creature on this planet lives a miserable existence.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

tall people, short people, dorky people, ugly people, cute people, poor people, happy people, traveling people, concerned people, smelly people, fun people, karl marx, creative people, encouraging people, creepy people, studious people, interesting people, REAL people.

My Blog

necra-gnar-acron take 2

doom doomby bufordmy bowels have always been bad. not horrible, but bad. im pretty sure i went a consecutive 2 years without a hard shit. alcohol played its part, but it wasnt all of it. during that t...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:24:00 GMT

buford's journal

an excerpt from my personal pen and paper blog, as orginially written. March 21 [2009] 5:00p        West of North Platte NE     the LARGEST yard in north americaBy golly, miss molly, i'm on a HOOT HOO...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:46:00 GMT

oh man sometimes i fwonder

if somehow we couldnt have incorporated all these trees into our national infrastructure. all these puny 30 year old trees waiting around until we decide they are in the way. what if when we all showe...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 13:15:00 GMT

fearless eagle catches a deer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw3WRuVs4pw
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:06:00 GMT

vermillion south dakota. incomplete

      not even a real part of the state of south dakota, vermillion is only a few miles from the neighboring nebraska and iowa in the southeast corner of the state. when we walk to the edge of the tow...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:59:00 GMT

honest, i was online to write this when i saw your comment.

so i went out and got myself a dog. its been over one hundred days since weve been partners, and the novelty has worn off. fortunately we get to spend about 95 per cent of our time together, even duri...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:31:00 GMT

dont steal bikes

im famous.     The ghost bike for Brett Jarolimek has gone missing, and the disappearance is most likely the work of pranksters or thieves who want to sell it for scrap. The memorial, which ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 15:04:00 GMT

booooooze fiction while i sit in a library waiting for free food

my first drink in three days. i expect it to taste perfect. i watch it sit on the table in front of me, waiting for me to appreciate, to consume it, to fulfill its only intended purpose. i wait to ope...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:52:00 GMT

am i actually posting a blog?

so i just got back into portland oregon today, and here i am, as miserable as ever.  ive been traveling with a collection of amazing people from all over the west coast.  in the past two mon...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:16:00 GMT

its like,

how do i say this nicely?no thanks!ya know, right?
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:03:00 GMT