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Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured

Bitch, If You Only Knew...

About Me

I'm me, you're you, that's pretty much it.

Be COOL Like Me Fool!!! Here's How: # 1: Wanna be super cool and hip like me?!?! Would you like to be part of my FUNYETAS CLUB? Interested? Look under general interests #1 for more info!# 2: Wanna be even more super cool? Would you like to learn how? Direct yourself to general interests #2!Other than that... I Absolutely LOVE: - chai - novels of historical fiction - peace signs - sushi - water - being lazy

My Interests

# 1:
So you'd like to join my FUNYETAS CLUB huh? I knew you would. Well, that would require full knowledge of my es-fecial lang-who-age. The FUNYETAS language is a distinct mix of english marred with erroneous who-wee-lee-who-wee-no pronounciation and constant synthesis of new alphabets that can only be created by FUNYETAS intellect and spontaneity. So if you weren't able to understand a thing in this paragraph, consider your application rejected. But as they say, "Fruck-taste Makes Fer-fecting"


*FUNYETAS is a trademarked expression. Any unauthorized use of the term will result in my instructing Manang Biday to hunt you down and smile at you while she is attempting to eat a balut wedged between two pieces of mayonaised bread. Mabuhay to Manang Biday and her chandelier earrings!*
Meron akong maraming who-wee-lee-who-wee-no fryde diba? Ang grave ako naman!
# 2:
I must've been a hippie in a past life. Kasi, I'm almost always greeting people with a peace sign or taking a picture with me flashing a peace sign. I just love the peace sign. It's wonderfully universal (when used properly!) and serves many functions. It can be used as a greeting (when the underside of your hand is facing outward). It can be used to offend people in England (when the backside of your hand is facing outward). But the Filipinos, being the innovative geniuses they are, truly utilize the peace sign to their utmost advantage. To do so, fashion your peace sign as you would when offending the British (backside of your hand facing outward, palmside of your hand facing towards your body). Then, without hesitation, stick it up your nose and start pickin and diggin out them boogers. Really now, who needs to waste tissue? LOL
So if you ever see me around, flex your peace sign!
Geez, I think I'm too weird for my own good sometimes.

Music:

I'm a big music lover. Music is universal. If it touches your inner-being, then that's all that matters.THESE ARE A FEW MUSICAL FAVORITES THAT TOUCH MY SOUL:Favorite Musical Act of All-Time:
Mariah CareyFavorite Band of All-Time:
The FugeesFavorite Song of All-Time:
"Killing Me Softly" - The Fugees version2nd Favorite Song of All-Time:
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" - Celine Dion version

Movies:

TAGALOG FILMS ROCK!!!Pelikulas (films) That Rock:
-Anak
-Ang Tanging Ina
-Crying Ladies
-D' Anothers
-Feng Shui
-First Day High
-Happily Ever After
-I Will Survive
-Kailangan Kita
-Kuya
-Let The Love Begin
-Magnifico
-Manay Po
-Milan
-Pa-siyam
-Pinay Pie
-Pitong Dalagita
-Say That You Love Me
-Sigaw
-Singles
-The Mourning GirlsArtistas (actors) That Rock:
-Ai-Ai Delas Alas
-Alessandra De Rossi
-Angel Aquino
-Assunta De Rossi
-Aubrey Miles
-Christopher De Leon
-Claudine Barretto
-Cogie Domingo
-Dennis Trillo
-Dina Bonnevie
-Gerald Anderson
-Hilda Koronel
-Iza Calzado
-James Blanco
-Jay Manalo
-Jericho Rosales
-Kim Chiu
-Kristine Hermosa
-Piolo Pascual
-Polo Ravales
-Robin Padilla
-Tyron Perez

Television:

I like the news. Fascinating stuff. Nowadays though, my television is used for watching all the Tagalog movies that I constantly rent. Good stuff.

Books:

"Sophie's World" - Jostein Gaarder
"Rolling the Rs" - R. Zamora Linmark Dan Brown novels (unfortunately) Other than that, I have yet to read anything "life-altering" or "epiphany-inducing"

Heroes:

I AM MY OWN HERO. For those of you who know me, and who know me well, you may conjure a reason why. We are all heroes to ourselves and to others in our own right and disctinction. Overcoming any degree of adversity (being able to barter for drugs despite not having cash DOES NOT count!) merits one to be called a hero. Heroes aren't people you look up to, instead they're people you look into. So take a look into youself and believe.OTHER NOTEWORTHY PEOPLE OF DISTINCTION: - My Sister: The only peron who is able to help me keep a cool head on.
- R. Zamora Linmark: My inspiration to continue writing towards my goal.

My Blog

The Excerpt

This is an excerpt from my journal that I wrote earlier today.  I don't really know why I'm sharing this or what kind of reaction I'm hoping to yield.  I guess I hope some of you realize tha...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:15:00 PST

College Notes: What A Crazy Student Is Really Thinking During Class

So, today, I was basically throwing away all of my notes, homework, exams, etc that have piled up throughout my entire college career.  Of course, it took me the whole day to get through the whol...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

The Bus: Experiencing Crazy Shit, Yet Again

You know, someone once told me that I'm always where the crazy shit is happening...where all the action is at.  It's so true...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office"...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:17:00 PST

......And I Thought I Was Ghetto

holy mother of jesus christ.  so i've lived in kalihi my whole life and constantly joke around that since i live in the ghetto, i must be ghetto.  however, i didn't realize how ghetto my nei...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:15:00 PST

Happy Birthday To Me.....Thanks Everyone!

hey friends, i seriously had an AWESOME birthday.  i technically haven't "celebrated" my bday in anyway for some odd years, because i hate celebrating the fact that i'm getting old, but it seems ...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:30:00 PST

i sat there extremely BOTHERED by the events that had unfolded

*** WARNING: when i am deep within thought and in rapture to express my feelings and opinions, i tend to come off as a bit "crazy." for those who enjoy the world sugar-coated, don't read this. for tho...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:07:00 PST

PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!

hey friends.  before anyone bitches after reading this, thank you for responding to my bulletin.  yes i do need help, but it's nothing serious.  in fact, it's silly.  so don't get ...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:15:00 PST

Happy Fathers Day

.....My dad is slowly walking from his room and making his way towards the kitchen for dinner.  I can hear the trodding of his stroller cane as he pauses for a second to look into the room a...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST

JUST ZIP IT!

Frankly, all of this mindless banter is repulsive, making me irate, and giving me another migraine. I, too, am not free from guilt and acknowledge it so.  From now on, I vow to seriously try to&n...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:23:00 PST

I was soooo inspired...

by a bulletin posted about the first song heard at the stroke of midnight that I wanted to post the tribute I wrote about all of mariah carey's musical accolades in 2005... Christopher --- it was o...
Posted by Christopher Ryan Is 75% Cured on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 01:25:00 PST