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Komodo

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About Me

5'9", about 185 lbs. Brown Eyes, Brown hair, occasionally tan;
Hairy like a hobbit
Low BS tolerance
I play the dijeridu, and any hand drum you put in front of me. I enjoy cigars and my tobacco pipe, as well as puffing on the narjileh from time to time. I don't drink much, maybe some beers with my buddies, but I'm over my roaring monster drunk days. These days, I'm enjoying creating some new drinks, like the Algae and the Devil's Snow Flurry.
I am married. My wife is amazing. She makes me proud to be a husband. She is amazing, beautiful, patient, quirky, weird, strong, creative, and has good taste in boyfriends (she said I could say that ;o)
I enjoy my work, and I enjoy my play. I am currently a tobacconist (or cigar pusher, if you wanna be a d*&% about it). I have what I believe close to being a dream job: I get to sit/stand/walk around in a cigar store, recommend good things to people who want to be there, smoke cigars, relax (some of the time) and meet and talk to a few people at a time. How fricking awesome is this?
I like being barefoot. It's fun, I can walk on just about anything that's not burning or biting me, and I don't have to worry about getting my footwear wet/dirty,etc. I am looking forward to having some henna put on my feet soon. It'll be a blast!
Since I work at a cigar store, I guess I ought to share what I'm smoking these days:
Arturo Fuente (been smoking all Fuentes for 7 years, never had a bad one)
Padron-all types, LOOOOOVE the 1926s
Ashton VSGs, Punch Rare Corojo when gettable; I had a box of Punch Churchills specially banded for my reenlistment. Rocky Patel: Currently turned on to the Edge, have enjoyed the Vintage 90 and 92 (sixty size) since they first came out. Also REALLY like the Olde Worlde Reserve-a Dark Sumatran coffee with Caramel notes on the foot, and Toffee notes around the middle.
Always a humongous Drew Estate fan. Have enjoyed the Acid WAFE, as well as the JAVA WAFE, but Mistah Drew's Naturals line is king.
Come get to know me. You can learn a lot more about me if you message me
Remember there is no GOD but GOD and Jesus Christ is the Son of GOD

My Interests

Hanging out with my wife, and best friends, talking with my Big Sister :) Dijeridoos, Action (Especially Martial Arts, older the better) movies, Sparring with my friends, Learning about new things and about different cultures Playing video games Scripture discussion/study Smoking cigars, pipe, hookah Walking everywhere (yeah yeah...long walks on the beach, too....) Qi Gong/Tai Chi JianDrinking good quality coffeeBeing with close, reliable friends
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are 33 Years Old
33 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?to counterpoint the "Lover Quiz"
Who's Your 80s Movie Icon Alter-Ego? Find out @ She's Crafty
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Princess Bride
"This is true love - you think this happens every day?" What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?Thought this was worth a shot
:: how nintendo are you? ::

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson (but he's dead now :o( ),Master Lam Kam Chuen,R.C. Sproul,My soulmate, (now met)The head monk of the Xiaolin Temple,Grand Ayatollah Ali alSistaniaction='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey .php' method='post' target='_new'
POSSIBILITIES AND THEORETICAL HAPPENSTANCES
What would you change your name to? Jack
Where is your ideal house located? In Arizona with a shotgun posted by the door
What are you doing for a living? Annoying people just prior to the breaking point
What do you consider breakfast? Breakfast?
What are you driving? A small Green Car "The Monster"
What do you look like? Veins in my arms and hands, hairy feet, blank expression
Are you married? YES YES YES YES YES! (pumps fist in victory)
Do you have children or pets? An emphatic NO to the first, and I sort of share the kitties w/my housemate.
What are you doing in your free time? Working in a cigar store, enjoying the fellowship of my wife, and the company of my close friends
IN THE PRESENT
What is a stress-killer for you? Punching the living shit out of something semi-breakable
What's your "guilty" pleasure? If by guilty you mean I did it, then yes; but if by guilty you mean 'wrong' then no.
What's something strange no one would think to ask you? At what point did you stop having social skills?
Do you have a goal for this year? To soak someone for money.
What's something you wish you had more time to do? SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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Music:

Reggae, Celtic Rock (esp. Ballydowse), Soundscape, Pangea, Stephen Kent, Graham Doe, Samira Sai'id, Cheb Mami, Cheb Khaled, Fairouz, Dahmane alHarrachi Queen, Elton John, Journey, Christafari (Word Sound Power Soul Fire in me Heart!) some Doors (not as much as when I was a little younger).Oomph! - Augen Auf

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Movies:

Snatch, SNL:Best of Eddie Murphy (HOT TUUB!!!) , Christopher Walken (My little Arctic Hush Puppy) Kill Bill 1&2, Reservoir Dogs, Dusk till Dawn, most of Quentin Tarantino's Movies; Princess Bride, Drunken Master, Legend of Drunken Master, Unbeatable 28, The Master, Much Ado About Nothing, Emma, Snatch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Kung Fu: Wheel of Life, CryBaby, The Wiz, The Corpse Bride; Ong Bak; Life of Brian; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Hero; 300; Rush Hour 3; Hairy Pahter Ad Infinitum (try it kids! it's a spell that'll make your series go on for effing ever!) All the farking Disney Pirates movies, which are a collective blast; Hellsing Ultimate; 10th Kingdom; This is Spinal Tap; Don "...after all, it is not only difficult to capture DON...it is....................IMPOSSIBLE!!!!" (shut up and watch the movie before you ask dumb questions)

Television:

Yeah yeah, I'll admit it, I'm a humongous (sp) Law & Order Fan, except for Criminal Intent (D'Onofrio couldn't act his way out of a paper bag); all others are great. MXC is a must-watch, Sometimes the Blue Collar Comedy, both the show, and the specials; CSI, Golden Girls, the Nanny, Married With Children, Tripping the Rift, THE BOONDOCKS!

Books:

Philosophy-Bondage of the Will (Martin Luther), Confessions of Augustine, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail of '72; The Proud Highway; Doors of Perception, No One Here Gets Out Alive, Groucho and Me, The Groucho Letters, Hello I Must Be Going, Catch-22, Closing Time (the sequel), Gulliver's Travel, For Men Only, Hellsing (Manga), H.P. Lovecraft, Robert Asprin's Myth Adventures, If I Were an Evil Overlord, the Chicks in Chainmail series, Enchantment by Orson Scott Card (no, I'm not a rabid OSC fan)
DEAN KOONTZ OWES ME A FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN 3! you evil schmuck you've written at least three other books of which I am aware during the time in which you promised to put out number 3! hurry the hell up!

Heroes:

/Jesus, naturally/ He's in a category all to Himself/Hunter S. Thompson, for teaching me the value of telling people to get the frick away, and also the value of consciousness expansionA Guy last name o' Spencer

My Blog

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SON OF A BITCH! someone got it marketed http://www.greencoffeecigarettes.com/If you've been working with me within the last six months.....Anyhoo, it made perfect sense to me, and now someone is makin...
Posted by Komodo on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:46:00 PST

Getting Married

Everything's getting so close.  Still waiting on some paperwork (isn't it always so?)  I'm excited, a little nervous because I want everything to go as it should, but mostly excited.  I...
Posted by Komodo on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

Saturday Night

Ah the eve before I do something that will hopefully be more fun than ill advised.  Everything is ready, the cigars are banded, the wraps and the alcohol are purchased, my uniform is clean, just ...
Posted by Komodo on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:48:00 PST

This month

Well folks, this month is crunch time:Where am I going, what am I doing, with whom am I doing it, how am I going to do it and of course WHY. bleh  God's Will be done, Amen....
Posted by Komodo on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:03:00 PST

More musings

Some days, it would be really nice to crawl into a (bug-free) hole and not move for a while.  If someone wants me, let them  come to me.  Someone asked me the other day what was  t...
Posted by Komodo on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:19:00 PST

Guess What?

The Jews of Israel had/have a simple rule: don't fuck with us or we'll shoot you. Hezbollah and Hamas fucked with them.  Guess what?... The civilian populations are unwilling to say enough is eno...
Posted by Komodo on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:28:00 PST

Ever have one those days?

Ever have one of those days (or more than one, esp. in a row) where you want nothing to do with most of humanity?  I run into those a lot, where I want to tell everyone, in a loud and violent voi...
Posted by Komodo on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:55:00 PST

And now let's take it up and down a notch.

After a week of leave, I feel rested, rejuvenated, and somewhat 'smoked-out'.  That's right, you read that.  A week solid of cigar smoking is a little much for me.  The people have been...
Posted by Komodo on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:27:00 PST

Thinking about writing...

I have decided to stop procrastinating and start working on my Cigar Primer.  The rough draught title will be Cigars According to Schultz. If you are reading this, I would appreciate it if you co...
Posted by Komodo on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:14:00 PST

My work

I love being an aspiring tobacconist!  I've worked 2.5 shops since I was 18, and I enjoy getting to know the people, their cigar and pipe preferences, the cameraderie (strained thought it may occ...
Posted by Komodo on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:23:00 PST