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About Me

I'm pretty much the coolest kid ever. I get along with everyone. I'm a blast and just all around a fun person. I'm Junior in high school and i'm a smart kid... haha i love movies and i wrote a script that i plan on taking to film school and making a movie someday... everyone has a dream.

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My Interests

making movie, music, and dreams come true. i love listening to music and watching movies. i love cooking because it's easy and i'm amazing in the kitchen! haha
MySpace Image Comments
This or That:

Food/Drink
McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds
Pepsi or Coke? coke
Sierra Mist or Sprite? they are the same
Dominos or Pizza Hut? pizza hut
Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? fridays
Pancakes or waffles? pancakes!
Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? cheeseburgers
Meat or veggies? meat
Vanilla or chocolate? vanilla
Clothing
Abercrombie or Hollister? i'm not gay
Boxers or briefs? boxers
Collar: popped or regular? i'm not gay
Jeans or skirt? jeans
Sneakers or flip-flops? sneakers
Music
*NYSNC or Backstreet Boys? i'm, not, gay!
50 Cent or 2pac? 2pac?
Country or rap? i can stand both
Rob Thomas or Maroon 5? just rob
Goo Goo Dolls or Matchbox 20? matchbox 20
Porcupine Tree or Opeth? ;) opeth?
The Other Sex
Face or body? both
Chest or heinie? heinie
Hair: short or long? medium
Brunette or blonde? both
Candy or flowers? flowers
Hugs or kisses? both duh
Friends with benefits or date? date
Technology
MySpace or Facebook? myspace
AIM or MSN? msn
TV or movie? movie!
Cell phone or iPod? cell phone
Automatic or manual? manual
Colors
Black or white? black
Red or blue? blue
Gold or silver? silver
Yellow or orange? orange
Pink or purple? pink
Weather
Summer or Winter? summer
Fall or Spring? fall
Rain or thunderstorm? thunderstorm
Snow or rain? snow
Would you rather...
Shower or bathe? shower
Play an instrument or sing? both
Play ping-pong or pool? pool
Be hot or cold? hot
Are you...
Quiet or loud? loud
Immature or immature? immature
Ugly or hott? gorgeous
Smart or stupid? average
Gay or straight? i'm not gay!!
Misc.
Dogs or cats? ogs
Pen or pencil? pencil
Bush or Kerry? kerry
Canada or Australia? australia
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I'd like to meet:

Eli Roth because he's brillant everything he shoots is gold and Darren Lynn Bousman, the director of the Saw sequals
Generic Survey 1:

The Basics
Full Name Cody James Porter
You like it? I love it
Birthdate 9/27/90
Height/Weight 8-14-88
Eye Color brown
Hair Color brown
Can you...
Drive? i can but don't
Drive a manual? perhaps
Touch your nose with your tongue? ha no
Cook? i do
Dance? i do
Sing? i try ha
Sew? no...
Speak another language? yes ma'am
Have you ever...
Eaten sushi? yeah
Been in love? yes...
Skipped school? who hasn't?
Made prank calls? yes
Done illegal drugs? N/A
Stolen something worth more than ? does a bear eat grilled cheese?
Flashed someone? ha yes
Been drunk? maybe
Eaten squid? no
Been to New York City? no but i've been to london
Been to London? yeah but i haven't been to new york city
Favorite
Drink tea
Soda coke
Food chicken wings!
Restaurant buffalo wild wings
Color green
Artist Lamb of God or Seether
Album finding beauty in negative spaces
Website break.com
The Last
Person to hit you pat
Person you wanted to hit you probably
Person you hugged diana
Person you kissed bri
Person you wanted to kiss you you probably
Country you've been in this shitty one
Car you've driven truck
Law you've broken illegal consumtion or however you spell it lol
Thing you ate griled cheese
Thing you drank lemonade
Thing you said whatever dude
Book you read mice of men
Show you watched undercover brother
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Music:

Lamb of god, Derrik Mogan, Pantera, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Mastodon, Cypress Hill, DIO, Iron Madien, riverside, Mudvayne, All that remains, bullet for my valentine, As i lay dying, Killswitch engaged, Slipknot, Trivium, Korn, Johnny Cash, roger allen wayde. really there is too much fantastic music out there and if i could put down my favorite bands i would but it is impossible to do so.

Movies:



MySpace Movie Posters

MySpace Movie Posters


MySpace & Hi5 Movie Graphics

The Departed, No Country for Old Men, Cloverfield, Fargo, 300, Memomento, Saw 1, 2, 3, & 4, Hostel 1 & 2, Smokin' aces, 28 Days later, there will be blood, Creepshow, Zombie, the birds, Jurassic park, WIZARD OF OZ, Re-Animator, willy wonka, Superbad, Knocked up, 40 year old virgin, The Brothers Solomon, super troopers, club dread, beerfest, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Children of Men, Billy Madison, Forest gump, Riddick, Black sheep, tommy boy, BORAT, wonderland.

Television:

Nothing really, whatever's on...............south park and family guy and the mighty boosh on bbc3... they made Old Gregg! watch it i have the whole epidode right below.

Books:

The Bible, Cell, 5th harry potter, lord of the flys

Heroes:

Director Eli Roth... awesome director