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IamMan

I am here for Networking

About Me

im 3'1'' and i just like a good old fashion hoe down.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the guy who invented cellphones, so i could follow him around all day shooting the shit on my phone and pretending other people can't hear me... hey morons. no one gives a fuck

My Blog

http://www.myspace.com/IamMan

my music site and more pics
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Story10 - Satan the pygmy and the piper

Derek says: My only thought was Josh says: to continue to toke Chris says: this being my only skill Derek says: when I am standing on Josh says: the edge of satans doormat Chris says: satan having a...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Story9 - Say what?

Chris says: I lied to him because I didn't trust him not that I didn't like him Derek says: these were delicate matters and had to be handled like a bag of nitro with 10 chinese fighting fish in it Ch...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

These stories were written by Derek=IamMan and Chris=CrapulentYouth

"The best story ever" Derek says: A whaler was once out Derek says: taking a shit and died
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

If you understand this I nod at you.

All emotions stem from love and hate yet there are only really 2 types of feeling, up or down. If love and hate are both up then that means there has to be a middle ground or a third type. Within both...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Story6 - 1st 2nd and 3rd Person

Derek says: It sat above them ready Chris says: to crap Derek says: and the women was in full form Chris says: so I crapped Derek says: and suddenly the story was in first person Derek says: so I had ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Story2 - Murder at the Tooth-Fairies mansion

We were forced to mourn the death of a particuliraly stupid cousin Chris says: I sad to myself " I hated this fucking imbicile, I shit on his grave" Derek says: and then i barfed in glee Chris sa...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

The truth about doors.

Chris says: three doors to travel through all of which lead to the first Chris says: the first leads to the last Derek says: clear of fluid i realize the only door to choose is the middle door fo...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Story1 - The tides turn they also kill

Chris says: so the count went over his papers, they revieled ill marks upon his family. To his repoire this would be devastating. Chris says: so the count strung his bow Derek says: withers.. my ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Story6 - One less sense made is a sense left uneeded.

Derek says: To create cream from scratch takes many abilitys Derek says: the first being photonic cream dispersal Chris says: or sleep Chris says: which all is built from Derek says: an immense desire...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT