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About Me

I'm pretty alright.I like things strong and maybe wrong.The truth about my income is different than what it says there. The rest can be verified by doctors of veterinary medicine and other weirdos' testimonials.When it's soooo quiet and I am listening as hard as I can listen, my ears move of their own earie accord.I always feel socially awkward putting puppies or kittens in the trash can. It feels so wrong. Who knew they would keep in Everclear?Once I went to a rap show dressed in vintage pink head to toe, and thoroughly enjoyed the rantings of the preacher's son onstage. The preacher, he sat in the back (yawning) and offered me some gum.Issues like tissues come out of the box. I wanted to call something a flippant nuance. I do not know why.

My Interests

wrestling dogs. I know the best dang holds. goat, and his cat norm. staying up for days to make art. wearing weird dresses at anna's house. finding things on the street, like shoes, or furniture, or manholes. mm, manholes. and climbing trees.

Music:

...andrew bird and neutral milk hotel and johnny cash and joanna newsom and patsy cline and my brother kelly and feist and jonathan richman and the music tapes and bonnie prince billy and damien rice and the magnetic fields and the smiths and iron and wine and the shins and, and a lot of other bands you've probably heard of.

Movies:

b-rate horror films; evil dead, soylent green! the re-animator, happiness, run ronnie run, more bad horror films, especially from the 70's and 80's, anything history or period-piecey, palindromes, run lola run, and stuff. Mmmmmmmmm! Happiness of the Katakuris! see:

Television:

Forkboy left his TV here when he went back to Florida.

Books:

coraline. there was an alternate reality where everything was the same except our familiar faces had shiny black buttons sewn on for eyes.

Heroes:

bootsie, because of her big head and how she keeps her whole face at the bottom of it

My Blog

Avant-Retard

I rarely use stethoscopes. I prefer instead, to catch counting beats in my fingers, in hand, and if a clock cannot see me, my fingers keep dancing the heart's proposed rhythm for as long as it takes ...
Posted by lemon on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:46:00 PST

I Dont Like This

Raccoon RoundwormsBaylisascaris procyonis, a roundworm, is carried by raccoons. Up to a million eggs are shed daily in their feces and can infect other animals and humans if the eggs are ingested. T...
Posted by lemon on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST

"states custody" ...true story of a boy

1. When he was a little boy, he would walk off a lot and meet strange people in new places, and maybe eat breakfast with them.2. He liked everyone and was ALWAYS very sweet. He didn't like to kill ...
Posted by lemon on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:22:00 PST

on adventures like

this. Specifically, there was this one time...It's a small southern/midwestern town. Not a lot goin' on, so the more creative residents, well, we were resourceful. There was an old cement factory o...
Posted by lemon on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

mayhem

Visiting family in Oklahoma, the house I first came home to. Mom is angry. It's my last day there, I have a ten o'clock flight back to San Francisco. I've had a good visit with Austin even if Mom w...
Posted by lemon on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:58:00 PST

urban gardening

yah, urban gardening. I had to recompose my houseplant situation; transplant some sproutlings I cut from other plants, put in bottles of water a while ago; now they have roots and are ready for soil. ...
Posted by lemon on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST