About Me
It's a typical American phenomena where all the members have a fine old time, it's the 43rd anual convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the nobels of the AliBaba Temple of the Shrine.
AH HAH! You think that I am not a delicious cookie, but you would be wrong. I am in fact a chocolate chip. I go my own way. I do my own thing. I have upset my parents numerous times by doing things that they believe are letting them down. But, I don't think that I let them down at all you see, I do believe that I did just what they wanted me to do. I succeded, just not in the way that they had hoped. You see, this is not the type of Chips Ahoy that you see running around in a business suit with all the other cookies. This is that Grandma cookie that is still warm from the oven, gets all gooey and gross, makes a mess of melted chocolate all over your hands, but tastes so so good in the end. Still a triumph of the cookie world I am, just not as neat and clean as some cookies that come in a more professional package.
I have now, a craving for cookies.
I have issues, I'll be the first to admit this to anyone. However, when it comes to me and my life, I am always right. Not in the sense that I don't take constructive criticism, but in the sense that, I believe that in order to learn you have to make choices, mistakes, and corrections. Because of this, even if what I am doing may seem wrong to you, this is a learning experience for me and therefore, it is right. So you see, I am always right in the end.
I am Absolutely, Positively, Without a Doubt, Bet Your Grandma's Life on It style against doing drugs. Not against you doing drugs, Y'all are free to smoke, snort, chew, swallow, inject, etc. anything that you want into your bodies and have a great time doing it. Don't expect me to sit aroud with you while you're staring at the wall being a moron though. Oh sure, I can still be your friend, your buddy, whatever, but I will politely excuse myself anytime your druggie habits make me want to vomit in disgust. This is simply because, people get upset when I throw up on their couches. (This paragraph in no way means that I think everyone who reads my profile takes drugs, M'kay, so no bitching at me about it.)
Dating and me are two negatives, we push each other away like little rocket ships. I don't know why this is... Perhaps it is because (and this is a secret, so don't tell anyone) Most of the time, I hate EVERYONE. That's right, I hate you, I hate your buddies, I hate my buddies, I hate my MOM. Not to be mean, it's just that I am flaky and like to be by myself. My dearest friends, such as Jnel, Know that this is not a problem that they have, it is simply a personality flaw on my part. I may tell you that I want to hang out, 15 mins later I will change my mind and never show up. This is not you, this is me, but in my mind, at the moment, it is 100% you. Sorry Guys.
Oh yeah, and here's my babies. They are my life. If it comes down to you or them, in the end, there are VERY few people who would win out over them. This is 100% you. Why is it you? Because you are not fluffy, you are not adorable, and you do not sleep with me at night. My schnoogy-boogy's names are Mephitis Mephitis and Second in Command. Known affectionately as PhiPhi and TwoIC. Also known as the poopsy-butts, the stink-pots, monkey-faces, bubbaloos, and many other names that come out in a tone of voice that sometimes makes even myself sick. My african grey is camera shy, however, oneday, Shotgun Red will also be on my myspace page.
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