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SHAKEY

shakey666

About Me

I DONT LIKE ANYBODY ....I EAT VEGAN FOOD AND WRITE BAD POEMS....I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOM AND DAD FOR A SMALL PRICE..I ONCE FINGERD DOLLY PARTON AND IT SHAMES ME...ALOT OF MY IDEAS HAVE BEEN STOLEN BY THE GUY WHO STOLE MY MICROPHONES..ALSO I HATE NINJAS AND ACTION MOVIES.. ..
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My Interests

Being lazy!WAITING TO KILL MY SELF AT RIGHT TIME PROBALY WHEN I ACOMPLISH SOMETHING LIKE SPELLING CORECTLY ..SEE

I'd like to meet:

THE BAND KNOWN AS COMPLETE...MAYBE A COUPLE OF FAMOUS DRUG USERS AND ALCOHOLICS.. ..
adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Johnny Thunders! KLINGON MUSIC..SCREAMING KIDS AND INDIAN VILLAGERS.. PEOPLE ON BAD ACID TRIPS

Movies:

i dont ever move im handicap

Television:

Still trying to figure out why its yelling at me. My TV is stuck on the Jesus channel. Oh Jesus help me!

Books:

The ones with pictures in them AND OVERCUMING HOMO SEXUALITY(THE MODERN HERMAPHRODITES HAND BOOK TO FUCKING) BY YULE LOVEMYCOCK msprm name="wmode" value="tra

Heroes:

SATAN AND ANY BODY COOL WITH BEING HUMAN Don't send a lame Starring You! eCard . Try JibJab Sendables !

My Blog

My love my hand

MY HAND THRUST UPSLOWLY GLIDING THIS SHAFTI FEEL TENSE!I FEEL RELEAVED MY LOVE TRAVELS OVER ME............
Posted by SHAKEY on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:13:00 PST

NEVER FELT THIS LIFE

I STAYED UP TO LISTEN TO THE DOGS BARK, THIS BARKING LET ME KNOW THAT IAM NOT THE ONLY ANIMAL UP SO LATE AT NIGHT. THE DAY LIGHT HAD ALREADY ESCAPED MY WINDOW PAIN, LIKE A SLICK PHANTOM QUIETKY WALKIN...
Posted by SHAKEY on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:03:00 PST

TO NOD A DREAM...

HIKE UP THOSE EYELIDS, YOU DONT WANT TO REVEAL ANY HOPE THAT LAYS RUIN IN A DOWNTOWN STREET AT FOUR AM..THEY CHOP DOWN BUILDINGS  AT AN ANGLE, THAT POURS THE LIGHT TO BLEED ON OLD RAILTRACKS, AND...
Posted by SHAKEY on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

ha ha mariel looks like cuba gooding

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Posted by SHAKEY on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST

ha ha

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Posted by SHAKEY on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:47:00 PST

MUSHOPROPERLEY

 I WOKE UP AND FOUND THAT THE PEOPLE I LOVE ARE FOOLS, CRYING WHIMPERING BASTARDS THEY NEED TO BE WHIPED WITH DILDOS UNTIL THEIR ASSES HURT. PICK UP ANOTHER SMOKE AND LIGHT IT UP BEFORE YOUR GOD ...
Posted by SHAKEY on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST

ANDROID CROTCH

THE COLD AND ICY MACHINE WAS UNPLUGED FROM DREAMING. SWIFTLY THE MACHINE GLIDED UP INTO A HUMAN LIKE STANDING POSITION, " I'AM ALIVE AND FULL OF FREE THOUGHT" SPOKE THE MACHINE. AS FOR ITS FREE THOUGH...
Posted by SHAKEY on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:57:00 PST

LIFE AS A CAT

LIFE AS A CAT WOULD BE FUN,  I WOULD TURD ON YOUR RUG AND THEN CUM , IT MAY SEEM MEAN BUT IT IS MY TRUE DREAM LIFE AS A CAT WOULD BE FUN..... LOOKING AT YOUR SHOE THAT MORNING WAS FANTASTIC. THE ...
Posted by SHAKEY on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:54:00 PST