My name is Muffin.
I'M NEW AND I DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS YET! PLEASE HELP ME FIND SOME FRIENDS :)
You can call me Muff.
I feel ashamed that I have to point this out, but I am a female dog.
I love my family, and to show my true affection, I like to bite them.
I still wet the bed.
I like to dress up, so I'm nice and sexy ;)
I like humping people's legs.
I come across as moody and aggressive, but providing you're not a postman, I'm actually nice.
ADD ME cos I'm well better than your dog!
Sometimes, for fun, I like to pretend I'm a cat.
I love water in the same way a fat kid loves cake.
I love cake too.
And curry.
I hate it when people fart and blame it on me.
It makes me feel all vile and manly, when at heart I'm a sweet little girly girl.
I want to take Myspace by storm so I make loadsa friends and then I can run away from this hell house and make a living starring in Pedigree adverts.
Final note: Annar helped me make this page. She is definately NOT a loser. ^_^
