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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

LETS SEE WHO IS MEEEEEEEEE........ I dont really know who i am and im not really trying to "find myself either". I can however list some of my most enduring qualities. i am a concieted and narcissistic social chameleon; Not to be confused with a social butterfly. Im a hopeless mommas-boy with a tendancy to drink and smoke my feelings. I love my cat so much it makes people wonder if i may be into bestiality. I have enough pride for a thousand men and im not reffering to gay pride. i mean the kind of pride that makes a person easily embarrassed and belligerently pissed off when it happens. I am convinced that i am smarter than you whoever you may be and i dare you to ever tell me im wrong. Paradoxically one would find that i am extremely generous and quick to love and accept new people into my life. My tendancy towards anger is second only to my capacity for forgiveness. I am lazy but readily motivated by the needs of my loved ones. I also hate brittany spears fans and filing taxes. In conclusion i may or may not be a little neurotic with a side of dependancy issues but im generally a very kind person. On a side note i seem to posess a very powerfull "crazy magnet" with the ability to draw the attention and lifelong affection/obsession of every emotionally unbalanced person in a twenty mile radius so if you know anyone taking any kind of anti-psychotics or that has an insatiable need to devour tube after tube of Aquafresh whitening tooth paste with baking-soda,......dont bring them around m-kay i have plenty of nuts in my life and am not currently taking applications for more

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Attention all female minors: regardless of what you think you may know about gay men i do not give advice on fashion, relationships, hairstyles, or whats new and cool in the world today. I am not a one man queer eye for the straight girl, nor am I willing to play camp counselor for troubled teens. And no i will not come shopping for prom dresses with you. If any of the above feels like a personal attack on YOU..... you are officially in the catagory of who i would like never to meet. Other than that i guess i would like to meet somone with as distorted and vulgar a sense of humor as i have. I am an enduring fan of dead baby and racist jokes (i am not however racist, death to all biggots, peace love and butterflies :) I like shallow people who enjoy pointing out the fatal flaws in some unwitting persons outfit or perhaps just ripping on a really tragic hair-do.

My Blog

can it be wrong to be so right

Is it wrong that i hate keifer sutherland because his face is fuggle-licious?  Is it wrong that i cant date anyone who is over the age of 19?  is it wrong that sometimes i pee in my  ba...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:02:00 GMT

i never knew

who knew this myspace foolishness was so damn addictive.   so ive never actually given my page more than a cursory glance untill today ( for those who are confused this myspace has previousl...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:29:00 GMT