Attention all female minors: regardless of what you think you may know about gay men i do not give advice on fashion, relationships, hairstyles, or whats new and cool in the world today. I am not a one man queer eye for the straight girl, nor am I willing to play camp counselor for troubled teens. And no i will not come shopping for prom dresses with you. If any of the above feels like a personal attack on YOU..... you are officially in the catagory of who i would like never to meet. Other than that i guess i would like to meet somone with as distorted and vulgar a sense of humor as i have. I am an enduring fan of dead baby and racist jokes (i am not however racist, death to all biggots, peace love and butterflies :) I like shallow people who enjoy pointing out the fatal flaws in some unwitting persons outfit or perhaps just ripping on a really tragic hair-do.