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Jesus H. Christ

I fell off the jungle gym. And when I woke up, I was in here.

About Me

I'm a human, heterosexual, male. Everything else is on a need-to-know basis.. I will tell you that I am a freelance graphic artist, and I'm also EXTREMELY opinionated - so there's a very good chance I'll offend you, sooner-or-later. Layout made by chimpm0nk at CreateBlog.com ...

My Interests

Music, Art, Electronics, Animation, cool gadgets, Pac-Man, satire, annoying you, Anything having to do with the 1980's, Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Photoshop, Graphic design, Industrial design, drawing, Andy Warhol, Roy Lichtenstein, Jack Kirby, Disco, Redheads, MIDI, HDTV, Xbox 360, collecting old arcade games, cadbury curly wurly's, recording, playing wif my music stuff.

I'd like to meet:

No one, really. I'm content with the friends I have. I sure as shit don't want to view your webcam, or need to win an Ipod or Iphone. I also won't accept any friend requests unless you send me a message as well letting me know you're real. I will also accept no friend requests from any bands. If I want to add you, I'll ask. ..
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Music:

Oh jesus, where do I start.... I was a house DJ for 11 years, but I gave that up. I still like house, and most of the bands I like, you've probably never heard of. But I enjoy all types of music. Preferably disco, synth-pop and brit-pop or anything with some kind of electronic instrument in it. But here's my list of faves anyway - Daft Punk, New Order, Electronic, Pet Shop Boys, The Smiths, Morrissey, Pink Floyd, The Pinker Tones, Mika, Goldfrapp, Frank Zappa, EON, Psykosonik, The Shamen, Smart-E's, Tears for Fears, Joy Division, Franz Fredinand, Interpol, Scissor Sisters, Junior Senior, Bizzare Inc., Wubble-U, Fleetwood Mac, Human League, Yaz, Depeche mode, Information Society, They Might Be Giants, Beastie Boys, The Orb, The KLF, Kraftwerk, Tangerine Dream, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Erasure, The Gorillaz, The (old) Prodigy, The Beloved, Benjamin Diamond, Jollymusic, LCD Soundsystem, Pink Martini, Dimitri from Paris, DJ Sneak, Thomas Bangalter, DJ Dan, KMFDM, Front 242, and almost any band from the 80's you can think of, and most acid-house bands between 1989-1994..

Movies:

Any movie by Stanley Kubrick, Steven Speilberg, and David Lynch (with the exception of Dune), Jaws (my all time fave), The Truman Show, Duel, Das Boot (the complete uncut version - the only 6 hour movie I can sit through..), Run Lola Run, The Warriors, Shaun of the Dead, Man Bites Dog, WarGames, Saturday Night Fever, The original Star Wars Trilogy, The Romero "Living Dead" movies, Black Hawk Down, Alien (1979), Airplane!, Forrest Gump, Full Metal Jacket, John Carpenter's - The Thing, Scarface (1983), The Blob (1958), Threads, Testament, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Modern Times (or any other movie w/ Charlie Chaplin.), Fritz Lang's - M, Metropolis, The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Jackie Brown, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Toy Story, Tron, Napoleon Dynamite, American Splendor, One Hour Photo, The Shining, The Christmas Story, The Goonies, etc... I'm sure there are more. I just cant think of them at the moment.

Television:

SHIN CHAN!!! Japan's awnser to Bart Simpson. My other faves consist of - 24, Spaced, Family Guy, My Name Is Earl, The Office (both UK and the US versions), American Dad, Knights of Prosperity, The Young Ones, The Simpsons, Lost, Little Britain, Scrubs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman - Attorney At Law, Twin Peaks, The Fugitive (60's version), Police Squad!, and Jericho

Books:

Jaws by Peter Benchley, Vurt by Jeff Noon, 1984 by George Orwell, Anything by Tom Clancy, Fire in the Valley by Paul Freiberger and Michael Swaine, Breaking the News: Behind the media coverage of the JFK Assassination by Hugh Aynesworth, The Lost World by Michael Chrichton (the book was so much better than the movie), Rita Heyworth and The Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King. I'm a huge JFK buff. I mainly love reading books about JFK, his presidency, and anything related to his assassination - wether they be about JFK, Oswald, Ruby, or even (the poor guy...) Abraham Zapruder. I am not a conspiracy theorist, either. I think Oswald did it - alone. I also like books about World War 2.

Heroes:

My biggest hero would probably be Howard Hughes. Nerd Heroes: Nolan Bushnell, Stephen W. Hawking, Ralph Baer, Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, Bill Gates (because he's a ruthless little SOB), and Cap'n Crunch (the phreaker, not the cereal)Artists: Matt Groening, Winsor McCay, Roy Lichtenstein, Tex Avery, William Hannah, Joseph Barbera, George Herriman, Bill Watterson, Seth MacFarlane, Aidian "Brute" Hughes, Don Bluth, Ralph Bakshi, Andy Warhol, Jack Kirby, and John Lennon. Oh! And how could I forget Lou and Andy! :)And finally, my fictional hero, Jack Bauer :)

My Blog

Help meeeeeeeeee!

Hehe! Nothing big. I just need some music suggestions. I have about $12 still left on my Itunes card. I just don't know what to buy. And before I get any suggestions suggesting me to buy a Pet Shop B...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

How people in the year 1900 pictured 2000.

I dunno how I stumbled on to this, but it's 'interesting', to say the least. http://paleo-future.blogspot.com/2007/04/postcards-showing-y ear-2000-circa-1900.html Still waiting on the personal flying m...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST

More artwork coming soon!

Today, I decided to bite the bullet and order Adobe Creative Suite CS3. I needed Adobe Illustrator something bad, anyway. The reason why I say more artwork will be posted soon is alot of my hand-drawn...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

Because I'm bored...

1. What are your initials?MRM2. What is your favorite thing to wear?My hoodies3. Last thing you ate?French Dip from O'Charley's5. I say Shotgun, you say?to hell with you.6. Last person you hugged?I ho...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

Hot Fuzz = funny as hell.

Go see it now. It's fun, mindless, over-the-top, violence.It's Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. It's the 'Shaun of the Dead' and 'Spaced' guys. ...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST

Again!? Already!

I only have 2 and a half months left on my lease. I'm looking at new places again. Friday, I've got an appointment to look at a restored victorian house in Sylvan Park. I'll get pics of this place up ...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

Because I can.

The weather sucks. There is nothing on TV. So I'm going to see the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. I could use a good laugh, anyway. The whole world has gone mad, in front of my very eyes. So when you ...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:05:00 PST

snip snip

Little Monkey had his nuts cut today. He came home around six, plopped down on his bed, and has been there ever since. Poor thing. I now see why I quit watching Twin Peaks after they solved Laura's m...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST

The most fucked up thing I have ever watched.

Okay the story before the link.... November 22, 1987. Chicago, IL. 11:15pm. A person hacks into the local PBS station WTTW during a broadcast of an episode of  Doctor Who. And for about 90 seco...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:15:00 PST

Damn, I'm good!

Just incase you suck at math - that's 2.6 billion. With a 'B'. ...
Posted by Funky see, funky do on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST