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mr. 5ive

About Me

Let me tell you that I saw your boyfriend walkin' down the road, he was standin' all shook, couldn't even look, and I was extra cold. I might as well take a minute or two to talk about the perks, 'Cause he can't compete with a man like me, and that's just how it works.

Look, this comes as no surprise, what you need is an older guy with a little bit of life experience, the right clothes and the right appearance. Oh girl wouldn't that feel nice, hot dinner with the candlelight, and really when it gets down to it, pick a man that's down to fight..

My Blog

Sad News

I have to make an emergency trip to Syracuse. My Grandmother just passed away. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. I leave on Wed. If you wish to get ahold of me you can do so by calling my cell ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:38:00 GMT

Funny Moment

Debating on raising my car a bit...why?Some girl handing out flyers knocked on the front door because she thought we were a hispanic family living here.And she felt she should tell me...haha.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:12:00 GMT

Why V-day sucks to me, haha...

1. You didn't get that call from your mother asking you to date "such and such person"Yes, I did get that call.  Yes, I probably will blow it off.  Yes, I did somewhat consider it until my mother joke...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:30:00 GMT

Epiphany

My roommate and I rationalized on one thing...If you need to drink a LIGHT beer...you probably shouldn't be drinking that beer, haha.
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:59:00 GMT

Irony

Last night my fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it.Let me hear your thoughts on this people.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:09:00 GMT

For those who care...

I'm applying for a ton of different jobs.  I'll be looking to work a part time job directly after my full time job, so I won't have much free time.  Just letting everyone know so it won't co...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:52:00 GMT

28:06:42:12

Life is pretty much a blur right now.  These are the days when you wish you had a fast forward button.What is going on with everyone else anyways?  My life isn't exciting right now.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:26:00 GMT

For the ignorant fucks...

Racist people are pretty fucking dumb.  At least if you try to be racist, get the damn thing right.I'm not a chink, I'm half gook damnit.Oh, and if you us ask to step outside and we oblige, do it...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:54:00 GMT

Zodiac - Everyone else did it ><

Aquarius and Independence: Aquarius personality is very independent, any attempt to hold them down or restrict them will cause them, to flee. They need to be free to be on their own. Independence is n...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:21:00 GMT

Diary of a breathing onomatopoeia

Another year, another chapter.  Yay guys, I'm 23 as of now.  Nothing too crazy to celebrate.  I'll celebrate, just not as insanely as you might think, haha.  Thank you to any of yo...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:48:00 GMT